Which user would you go on a date with?

[Kamako]

Lol. Oh my, I am just a simple nerd with a simple low-quality ride. I guess I actually don't know how old most people here are, but I'm guessing I'm one of the older ones. Plus, who said it was a free ride? I used to do Lyft and Uber driving, so I know how to charge a fare. Whoever wants a ride is gonna need to give me...about tree fiddy.

I says DAMNIT YOU AGAIN LOCH NESS MONSTER!!

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Lol. Oh my, I am just a simple nerd with a simple low-quality ride. I guess I actually don't know how old most people here are, but I'm guessing I'm one of the older ones. Plus, who said it was a free ride? I used to do Lyft and Uber driving, so I know how to charge a fare. Whoever wants a ride is gonna need to give me...about tree fiddy.

Now you’re charging for a good time? Remind me to never enlist in your help for a quest smh /j

 

[Antihero]

Lol. Oh my, I am just a simple nerd with a simple low-quality ride. I guess I actually don't know how old most people here are, but I'm guessing I'm one of the older ones. Plus, who said it was a free ride? I used to do Lyft and Uber driving, so I know how to charge a fare. Whoever wants a ride is gonna need to give me...about tree fiddy.

Oh, you were talking about a car ride I thought otherwise, nvm!

 

[MajesticSiN]

I'm going on a date with the user under this message.

 

[PrismRed]

What's with all the pessimism about dating? Sure, it sucks sometimes/most of the time, but so do a lot of things in life. Just because you may be single often, doesn't mean the time is entirely wasted. Observing the relationships of others has its merits, both to figure out what you'd want in a relationship as well as what you don't want. Dating apps suck, and I think are the worst place to find someone. I haven't had much luck myself the last several years, but I've also largely been a hermit outside of work. Anything is possible, though - two of my good friends met off of Tumblr many years ago, started dating, one moved cross-country to live with the other and then they got married. I don't think the sayings about not finding that special person until you stop looking are true, I think just not having tunnel vision and being open to possibilities is important.

Plus, hopefully, you gain wisdom as you age. I can look back on a bunch of previous situations in my dating history and realize what I did wrong, or sometimes what I didn't do at all that led to a missed opportunity.

Anyway, to stick with the imagination of the thread, if some of you young'uns want to go on a date and need a ride, just let me know! I can fit 5 people in my Scion iM, 7 if yer real friendly with each other. I'll drop you off at the skating rink or mall or whatever and go park somewhere and play my 3DS or nap until you're done.

Damn are you me? I've been the homies go-to wingman for years, and had the honor to be a best man for their marriages 4 times, despite having 0 dating experience.
I'm not really pessimistic about it, more like I know I already done my work, but no woman ever come my way still, the way I see it maybe it's the girls who should step up their game then.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I'm going on a date with the user under this message.

It's me, you got the dud!

Lol ninja'd

 

[PrismRed]

I'm going on a date with the user under this message.

Finally my time has come, lets goo!!!!!

 

[MajesticSiN]

Finally my time has come, lets goo!!!!!

Hope you like barcades

 

[medisinn]

Now you’re charging for a good time? Remind me to never enlist in your help for a quest smh /j

It's only tree fiddy. That's like...well about a gallon of gas where I live actually. How you gonna go to the mall if you don't got at least tree fiddy? Or wherever people go to window shop these days. Maybe GameStop? That was a favorite place to visit during the PS3 era when I had most of my consoles modded and wanted to find new things to pirate.

Also, it appears indeed that Ko-fi supports get an automatic Level 7, it was explained in the Leveling System Questions thread. Mystery solved rather quickly. I think I might wait to take advantage of it until I naturally level up, feels like a cheat code got put in otherwise.

Oh, you were talking about a car ride I thought otherwise, nvm!

Lol indeed. I assure you, there's nothing sexy about my car. I'm not throwing myself in the dating pool, just trying to be an enabler for others.

Damn are you me? I've been the homies go-to wingman for years, and had the honor to be a best man for their marriages 4 times, despite having 0 dating experience.
I'm not really pessimistic about it, more like I know I already done my work, but no woman ever come my way still, the way I see it maybe it's the girls who should step up their game then.

If you've done the work, that's the important part. I like the way you think, there's no reason to settle for less than what you want. As the saying goes, if it's not a fuck yes then it's a fuck no, or something like that.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Damn are you me? I've been the homies go-to wingman for years, and had the honor to be a best man for their marriages 4 times, despite having 0 dating experience.
I'm not really pessimistic about it, more like I know I already done my work, but no woman ever come my way still, the way I see it maybe it's the girls who should step up their game then.

Lmao, “I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess”

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I got room for 2 more.

 

[medisinn]

Lmao, “I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess”

Isn't that the plot of a romantic comedy? Good Luck Chuck or something like that? Something like every woman he dates finds the love of their life that they get married to as soon as they stop dating him and date the next person.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Isn't that the plot of a romantic comedy? Good Luck Chuck or something like that? Something like every woman he dates finds the love of their life that they get married to as soon as they stop dating him and date the next person.

Yeah, or it could be any aromantic/asexual friend who so happens to be a wingman because they also exist weirdly enough ?

 

[Kamako]

Feel like MajesticSiN and Davonche are waiting for the perfect moment to pop the date question....to each other perhaps?! ???

 

[Deleted member 257420]

If they do I’ll be the priest.

 

[Antihero]

I got room for 2 more.

You said you can handle only one! ONE!? Now you can have TWO!? ?

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

Finally my time has come, lets goo!!!!!

I TOLD YOU, NEVER LOSE HOPEEEEE!!!

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

You said you can handle only one! ONE!? Now you can have TWO!? ?

Miss Jiggles & Misty can fit in my room.

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But I can only take one at a time.

 

[Antihero]

Miss Jiggles & Misty can fit in my room.

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But I can only take one at a time.

Phew ?! I'm relieved

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I was thinking we could use Wheel of names to set up dates, but it would probably end with everyone crashing on the way to the date.

 

[medisinn]

I was thinking we could use Wheel of names to set up dates, but it would probably end with everyone crashing on the way to the date.

What kind of wheel? A steering wheel? Or a spinning wheel like Wheel of Fortune? Or both at the same time? That does sound hazardous, but interesting.

 

[MajesticSiN]

What kind of wheel? A steering wheel? Or a spinning wheel like Wheel of Fortune? Or both at the same time? That does sound hazardous, but interesting.

I vote both

 

[Deleted member 257420]

I was thinking we could use Wheel of names to set up dates, but it would probably end with everyone crashing on the way to the date.

Omegapunch isn't here to taint it with his otherworldly abilities so I think we’ll be fine.

…

Totally not coping or anything.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

What kind of wheel? A steering wheel? Or a spinning wheel like Wheel of Fortune? Or both at the same time? That does sound hazardous, but interesting.

Spinning wheel, it's how the race thread is being played.

 

[Egg (McMuffin) Man]

This is the internet which means everyone here is a guy and I ain't gay