THERE ARE LOTS OF USELESS GOONERS
IN THIS GOD-FORKSAKEN WORLD
LOTS OF SMELLY MISERABLE OLD MEN, OF COURSE!
YET THERE'S ONLY ONE MIRACULOUS, SWEET
GOONER IN THIS WORLD
AND HIS NAME – OR SO IT'S SAID –
JUST MIGHT BE GORSE!
YES, I THINK HIS NAME IS POSITIVELY GORSE!
OH HERE HE IS, THE BIG GOONER,
THE LOVELY BIG GOONER,
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GOONER EVER SO BIG?
HE'S A WANKER, HE'S A TUGGER
HE'S A FAT UGLY TWAT
HE'S A LOONER, HE'S A GOONER
AND SO WHAT ABOUT THAT?
OH HERE HE IS, THE BIG GOONER,
THE LOVELY BIG GOONER,
AND AS SURE AS A HORSE,
YES HE'S THE ONE AND ONLY
TRULY GOONIFCAL
GOONER AND HIS NAME IS GORSE!
YES HE'S A GOONER AND HIS NAME IS GORSE!
OH HE'S A GOOOOOOONER AND HIS NAME
IIIIIIIIIIIIIS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE!!!!!
