Forum Game Which forum user could you take in a fight and why?

[χKai]

That's so damn cool!

My dad was a background extra in Escape from New York. They did filming at the St. Louis old Chain of Rocks bridge and him and some friends happened to be there when they were looking for people.

That's rad!
Yeah my second cousin twice removed was a person that hired extras for movies. There's a chance (though slim) she could have met him!

I wonder if any other users have family in movies?

Sounds like a thread waiting to happen!

 

[Zerpina]

That's rad!
Yeah my second cousin twice removed was a person that hired extras for movies. There's a chance (though slim) she could have met him!

"I am....your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

"I am....your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
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Hey I know that guy

 

[trickybus]

Sounds like a thread waiting to happen!

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

 

[JDCP]

by lecturing them on scholasticism until they all fell asleep

Try me, I wanna see how far I can go, specially considering I know nothing about this subject

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

 

[ZombieFish]

Florida it is then. Y'know, I have a begrudging... respect of sorts for the Florida Man. It takes balls to live in a place infested with gators, porn stars, meth heads and flakka zombies. But you are not a man. You are fish. A zombie fish, at that. I'm gonna rip your useless gills out and beat you with 'em, fishy. It'll be like a haunted biome from Dwarf Fortress in reverse. I hope you're ready to die repeatedly, scum.

The Appalachians are not in Florida. Also, “Fish” is my adopted name; as you can see from my profile image, I am an albino Bigfoot. (Not a Yeti, though I get that a lot.) If you truly believe you have what it takes to challenge a 500 pound, 8 foot tall, size 27 wide Converse wearing survivor of a time before chicken tendies and therapy, a walking, typing reminder that nature herself invented violence and cruelty, one of the last living old gods whose gnarled visage, like death itself, causes all men who gaze upon it to tremble and take ONLY blurry photos(my profile pic is a selfie), then I mourn for any who may have loved you in life, and encourage you to keep contact information for a next of kin in your wallet that I might deliver to them your bones and gristle when I am done.

 

[χKai]

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[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

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Nah, I'd win

 

[Spyrone]

The Appalachians are not in Florida. Also, “Fish” is my adopted name; as you can see from my profile image, I am an albino Bigfoot. (Not a Yeti, though I get that a lot.) If you truly believe you have what it takes to challenge a 500 pound, 8 foot tall, size 27 wide Converse wearing survivor of a time before chicken tendies and therapy, a walking, typing reminder that nature herself invented violence and cruelty, one of the last living old gods whose gnarled visage, like death itself, causes all men who gaze upon it to tremble and take ONLY blurry photos(my profile pic is a selfie), then I mourn for any who may have loved you in life, and encourage you to keep contact information for a next of kin in your wallet that I might deliver to them your bones and gristle when I am done.

My god, what kind of phone do you have- a fucking Sanyo SCP-5300? Guess that would make sense for some sort of squatchy hobo living in a Huckleberry bush. Shit though, even the sasquatches in Montana and Oregon have upgraded to smartphones. I guess Alabama is really backawards.

 

[ZombieFish]

My god, what kind of phone do you have- a fucking Sanyo SCP-5300? Guess that would make sense for some sort of squatchy hobo living in a Huckleberry bush. Shit though, even the sasquatches in Montana and Oregon have upgraded to smartphones. I guess Alabama is really backawards.

It’s actually a rock. I painted an apple on it with dirt and water, which I’ve heard kids call “mud,” but I’m not going to debase myself by adopting the slang of the young. Anyway, it’s only 3G, but I mostly just text so who cares? Also, where do you think the Appalachians are?

 

[Spyrone]

Also, where do you think the Appalachians are?

Somewhere just North of hell. As opposed to the Rocky Mountains, which are far west of sanity and the Northwestern Mountains of Madness. Also, I had to look up the range of the Appalachians and apparently both Alabama and Georgia are parts of it. I knew Florida was too far south to be in it but I just type whatever the funniest and stupidest thing I can think of. I'm also surprised no ones made a shitposty Fallout 2, Gravity Falls or Resident Evil reference at my expense yet, considering I've mentioned having lived in the RL versions of some of the locations in those games and that show. I invite the conflict, as I am a master of the flame.

 

[_Lorenzo_]

I’d like to fight against him ---------> @DEH

Because I like him.

 

[secreto7]

I’d like to fight against him ---------> @DEH

Because I like him.

A dialectical discussion I pressume.

 

[trickybus]

I’d like to fight against him ---------> @DEH

Because I like him.

I'm fighting him because he changed his name. You can't hide from me DEH.