Forum Game Which forum user could you take in a fight and why?

[trickybus]

No more dating. Only carnage. Only FIGHT CLUB.

I could definitely fist-fight @ICD. He's got too much flesh on his bones. It slows him down, makes him soft. My phalanges are like steel. My metacarpals are the meta. He doesn't stand a chance.

 

[Ogmios]

But can't you see all this fighting IS TEARING US APART

Anyway my answer is @Spike

 

[JDCP]

You, because A. I love that profile picture and B. the rattle your bones would make when I punch em would give me laughs to spare forever.

Someone asked recently about our favorite skeleton in a thread, I didn't say anything because I thought there wasn't much I could say, but now that I think of it... I'd put that gif of the mini skeleton dancing on my top! It's legendary at this point

Spoiler: hehe!

But can't you see all this fighting IS TEARING US APART

Fights between siblings breakout no matter what, it's natural and part of growing up together!

 

[ZombieFish]

Finally!
Who? Every lurker
Why? Cause come have fun, dammit!

Oh, and Antilocal123. Cause I know he wants it.

 

[Spyrone]

Just give me Ritalin and I'll singlehandedly murder everyone on this forum with my bare-hands like I'm the Doom Slayer fucked up on a Berserk pack. Especially ZombieFish, and especially if he's from West Virginia like I think he is. You people drive more fucking tractors down the street than the rednecks in San Andreas. It's sickening.

Also mandatory YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB rule reminder. I think that's the only rules that actually apply on this forum, really.

 

[NekketsuFighter]

Did I hear someone asking for a fight?!

 

[ciro64]

@Nebulon_Galaxy

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

@Nebulon_Galaxy

@ciro64 After i make fun of Lonely Wolf Treats

Post automatically merged: Jun 20, 2025

Aieeeeee yamete Ciro!

 

[Octopus]

I could take anyone, each and every one of my tentacles is a deadly weapon and my instincts and will are honed and etched in iron. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in tentacular asskicking, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids against land dwellers, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. Also, you'd be fighting me underwater so you'll just drown which is a kind of unfair advantage for me, really.

 

[fake-kun]

I would fight each and every single one of you.

 

[Prism_Red]

.....Can I use the zord?

 

[Kamako]

i'd merk all u dusty yoots ezly. i train ufc and when i see read i close my eyes and bodys start dropn trussssss m8

 

[Tonberry]

Depends on if I get to prepare my spells or not.
But I’d beat @destinyduelist because everyone knows wand beats card!

 

[NekketsuFighter]

.....Can I use the zord?

What...? So you can do something like this?!:

 

[What's His Face]

None of you could fight your way out of me.

 

[trickybus]

Someone asked recently about our favorite skeleton in a thread

I think that was me lol

the rattle your bones would make when I punch em would give me laughs to spare forever.

These sick dance moves will give you all the rattle your soul craves

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Every. Single. One. Of. You.

But specially Clippy... I have resented that dude since Word 97 ;D!

 

[destinyduelist]

Depends on if I get to prepare my spells or not.
But I’d beat @destinyduelist because everyone knows wand beats card!

I possess the ability to summon my cards in real life, square tf up you old wizard! Its time for the age old battle of wizards vs knights.

 

[trickybus]

Also, you'd be fighting me underwater so you'll just drown which is a kind of unfair advantage for me, really.

Jokes on you, I don't have lungs

 

[ZombieFish]

Just give me Ritalin and I'll singlehandedly murder everyone on this forum with my bare-hands like I'm the Doom Slayer fucked up on a Berserk pack. Especially ZombieFish, and especially if he's from West Virginia like I think he is. You people drive more fucking tractors down the street than the rednecks in San Andreas. It's sickening.

Also mandatory YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB rule reminder. I think that's the only rules that actually apply on this forum, really.

Way too far North. But enough talk! Have at you!

 

[trickybus]

.....Can I use the zord?

Absolutely.

 

[Tonberry]

I possess the ability to summon my cards in real life, square tf up you old wizard! Its time for the age old battle of wizards vs knights.
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[destinyduelist]

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Damn... Just wait until I get up... I'll clap back...

 

[ciro64]

Bro everyone's saying their can beat everyone. You know what this calls for? Hunger games!

Every. Single. One. Of. You.

But specially Clippy... I have resented that dude since Word 97 ;D!

I'd beat @Clippy too for slandering Castlevania 64

 

[ciro64]

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I literally did this in a RPG once