What's your "useless talent"?

[JoueurCitoyen]

I can speak like Donald Duck

 

[GuyZero32k4]

Can do some ventriloquism. Im ok at it. Would screw with nurses where I used to work. Have dead body at table while nurse is doing paperwork, start saying "Help. Help. Help im not dead."
The look on their faces was priceless. One nurse got so mad at me she hit me with the clipboard.

I've been thinking about getting a dummy and doing one act at an open mic night at a comedy club. Ranchy humor though. Not clean like Jeff Dunham. Kinda of a bucket list kinda thing for me.

Can do all the voices from Metalocalypse.

Can do Hank Hill voice. But a bit better than youtube vids I've seen. I've called and talked dirty to girls, using Hanks voice. Just for the LOLs.
Also, can do Bevis and Butthead's voices to the tee. Can also do Ren's voice from Ren and Stimpy. Can do both Rick and Mortey.