What’s the laziest/most boring game boxart you’ve ever seen?

[Alarond]

Master System western boxarts have lots of pure CRAP boring as hell. They are so bad, you do not want to collect games for MS. Japanese ones for Mark III/MS are beautiful.

But Look this huge shit. Look at that!

The US version box-art of Forsaken 64 (known simply as Forsaken in PSX and PC).
A Great piece of art, made by some empowered and intrepid person, probably after learning how to do basic things in Photoshop 1.0 in its new and expensive PC with Windows 3.1.

It's almost the PERFECT digital piece of art from the 90s:

The half face in the foreground, the fake perspective, the young girl's fake tear showing the fake suffering, the RIDICULOUS "chewing gum fake tattoo" in her cheek which tells you she is a total rebel (maybe she even have another one in the other cheek!), the background in black and white showing HOW MUCH the planet is DEAD (or... "FORSAKEN"), and even the title... using a fake typewriter-based font. Holy CRAP. More 90s... and the universe would just collapse: You put a UFO there... and "ba-bye".


This is what we got in Europe. Also very 90s... but in the good sense. I always loved it.
Btw, great game.