What Zodiac Sign are you and those it portray your Personality

[CheesyExplosive]

Go fish somewhere else... im not the one.

 

[Retro Doomer]

Go fish somewhere else... im not the one.

 

[Morgana Veil]

Like religion, I have never bought into the whole astrology BS, or the idea that you have a predestined path or will do this or that because the planets align or my vibrator is in the shadow of Pluto or whatever other gobbledygook they throw out. I buy into horoscope malarkey about as much as I believe in crystals and salt circles, etc., etc. I don’t care if you believe it, that’s you. I won’t try to make you not, but I find it all a big bunch of snake oil, to be quite fucking frank.

People who push and sell this are grifters. They can spot people who buy into it a mile away and know just what you want to hear. Oh, looking for love? Well soon Mr. or Ms. Right will find you if you just change this in your life. Of course, I need money to get the spirits to communicate. Psychics, tarot card readers, religion... all feed on the weak and weak minded who want there to be hope in an awful world.

Also, a Scorpio since that’s the topic.