What would be the worst band concert to attend if their names were literal

[glokglakglak]

Satanist Terrorist
good luck dealing with one

Extermination Dismemberment
good luck trying to get out alive as well

Covidectomy
concerts and covid, now that's a great idea

and i guess a bunch of other nasty smelly shit like:
Rancid Cadaver
Rotting Christ
Impaled Nazarene

 

[Morgana Veil]

Acid Bath (Paegan Love Song is really good)
For when you really want to get the dirt and grime off and clean right down to the Hypodermis.

 

[Nevendmisy]

100 gecs, Just imagine the chaos that would happen with 100 geckos going everywhere

 

[pipolaplaya]

Ultra Vomit
Waterproof clothing is crucial.

 

[DrunkGecko]

Nine Inch Nails.

It would be nothing but people hammering down nails.

See, I would imagine it's people with EXTREMELY long fingernails trying to manage playing their instruments

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100 gecs, Just imagine the chaos that would happen with 100 geckos going everywhere

I'm one of them

 

[ZombieFish]

Cymbals Eat Guitars.
Cause I like the Guitars.

Boston.
Self explanatory.

 

[jiyuuboyetsvi]

Blood on the Dance Floor sounds like a bloody massacre.

oh god, not DAHVIE VANITY

 

[χKai]

oh god, not DAHVIE VANITY

They must have been high on dope or they're trippin
What kind of thing leads a man to these bad decisions?
You should have quit well before comin' up with this shit.
They must have been high on dope

 

[Your_Homie_Gale]

Bands named like Scorpions or the Beatles would be terrifying. Those kinds of insects or animals everywhere would make for an uncomfortable experience.

 

[jiyuuboyetsvi]

They must have been high on dope or they're trippin
What kind of thing leads a man to these bad decisions?
You should have quit well before comin' up with this shit.
They must have been high on dope

imagine being dahvie vanity

 

[χKai]

imagine being dahvie vanity

I will politely withhold my opinion on the matter