what the worst thing someone has caught you doing?

[goregoregoregoregoregore]

I did so much crazy shit in my teenage years that it's better not to talk about it publicly. I feel relief to the fact no one remembers or seen it(or at least i hope so)

 

[RanmyakuIchi]

I got caught with nunchucks at school once.

 

[ATenderLad]

I was late returning a library book once.

I still had six months left to serve on that B&E charge, but apparently that's "no excuse."

 

[bjork]

I'm old enough to remember when teachers hit the students with a meter ruler on the hand when they misbehaved. Imagine a teacher doing that nowadays, lol. They'd be sent to guantanamo bay.

I remember at my elementary school, the going story was that the assistant principal was the mean one, and if you got taken to his office, you were doomed because he had a spanking machine in there. No one knew what a spanking machine was, as no one had ever experienced it firsthand, but some kid's brother knew a kid who knew a kid who died from it. I once ended up in his office and figured I'll never know how Robotech ends because I'm going to die today. No spanking machine. He handed me a trashbag and told me to pick up trash at lunch. For about ten minutes, I was the legend who survived the spanking machine, until I told them there was just file cabinets and stuff in there. No spanking machine (what the hell would it even be????)

 

[DunkeyKong]

My mom would use her slipper. Its a puertorrican thing.

That's actually one of the most common things for most countries, not just puertorrican

The difference is the throwing power

 

[miguk]

I'm sure every guy had a close call in their teenage years. I think my mom never found any of my magazines. Or did she? hmmm.

I did borrow some of my dad's magazines though and I imagine he found out. Never told me anything though.

Nope, not once. Skill issue. I figured out that nobody else knew what was in the back ads of Video Magazine (including the clerks). Found ways to hide them in my bedroom (either in less visible gaps between furniture & floor/walls, or in stacks of Rolling Stone/Spin/EGM/Computer Gaming World). I covered my tracks on computers. Fine tuned the analog TV to only unscramble certain channels when I wanted it to. Developed mild skin issues on hands, thus able to buy OTC dermatological lotion.

Parents didn't even know what those "smelly cigarettes" I smelled of after parties were, either. (And of course, it was my friends who smoked, not me.)

 

[Latipinico]

Back like in 5th grade, we had a school trip to Ripley's Believe It or Not exhibition.
There was this mirror, with video instructions about making weird faces.
Most people tried to copy the weird faces.
Me, an edgelord, flipped the bird at the entire stupid exhibit
Of course it was a two-way mirror (I didn't know) and on the other side was the school principal (she told me so).

 

[DunkeyKong]

Nope, not once. Skill issue. I figured out that nobody else knew what was in the back ads of Video Magazine (including the clerks). Found ways to hide them in my bedroom (either in less visible gaps between furniture & floor/walls, or in stacks of Rolling Stone/Spin/EGM/Computer Gaming World). I covered my tracks on computers. Fine tuned the analog TV to only unscramble certain channels when I wanted it to. Developed mild skin issues on hands, thus able to buy OTC dermatological lotion.

Parents didn't even know what those "smelly cigarettes" I smelled of after parties were, either. (And of course, it was my friends who smoked, not me.)

"Skill issue"

What a story though

 

[tigg]

my mom use the belt and or a thin brach from a tree she called it a switch (this was way be for the Nintendo switch) it may of not hurt from a hit but it stung like 100,000,000 wasps

My dad would make me and my brother go cut our own switches to be beaten with, and when we brought back the smallest we could find he got the belt out and beat us worse lol.

 

[χKai]

Being based, apparently

 

[DunkeyKong]

Being based, apparently

Examples?

 

[χKai]

Examples?

See post history

 

[Boo Man]

when i was like 5 or 6 i chopped up a bunch of Lilly plants with a plastic he-man sword
i was quite proud of my efforts but my parents weren't so impressed

 

[DunkeyKong]

See post history

This one?

 

[Oddless]

tf are these threads man, I just wanna download some roms and I see this on the sidebar

 

[DunkeyKong]

tf are these threads man, I just wanna download some roms and I see this on the sidebar

 

[Bonkers225]

Kicking a classmate in Middle school. We were messing around though. I still remember the teacher yelling at me to goto the Principles' office. "LETS GO!" Thinking back, from all her actions, she was most likely prejudice.

 

[5thsenn]

I was caught vandalizing school property.

My teenage years were... interesting

i still did worser things

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we literally got someone admitting to hit it infront of their family man it's insaneee

 

[ciro64]

The Firefox was configured to restore your last session automatically, and... well.

I was around 12 or 13 too.

 

[DunkeyKong]

i still did worser things

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we literally got someone admitting to hit it infront of their family man it's insaneee

Some people are just THAT comfortable nowadays

 

[5thsenn]

Some people are just THAT comfortable nowadays

not as bad as hitting it in front of their own parents dont worry

 

[sunflower64]

Roleplaying smut in WhatsApp lol

 

[ciro64]

My friend caught me imitating King K Rool's forward tilt when I thought I was alone

 

[MegaHiro91]

She was real pissed! She even told my Father about it!

While beating it isn't an activity you normally "share" with others, let alone family, we all know that everyone does it, because as humans we all have thus urges. So I cannot for the life of me fathom why someone would get mad catching someone else doing it. I mean it is one of the most natural things TO do, like eating and sleeping (our 3 most basic instincts). It would be like if she got mad catching you eating or sleeping. I mean, I get it, getting angry is sometimes just a reflex when something REALLY surprises you and you don't know how to react. But then to go on an telling your dad about it, as if you genuinely did something to be scolded for. That's just a low blow (no pun intended).

Now that we are being honest with each other though, I was never ONCE caught during my teen years. It wasn't until... last year actually (so fairly recent), that my brother, whom lives in the apartment above me, did so. My door was unlocked, and while I am usually very aware of my surroundings especially during quality times, this time my headphones - and the fact I was so immersed on my PC - made it so that I didn't hear him this time (dude has a habit of barging in at the worst times). Like, he is the type who frequently gets the urge to check in on people, while I'm the straight opposite, taking comfort in loneliness. So there I was, and because he never, throughout our lives together, ever caught me doing anything of the sort, he had gotten this image of me that I didn't do stuff like that. That I was "too pure" or something like that, so without making a big scene or anything as we have major respect for each other, he just jokingly said "ahh... so you ARE human...". But as a natural defence, like your mother, I got frustrated and angry, and told him "...not cool bro... not cool..."

The worst thing I got caught doing as a child/teen...? Nah... I'll get banned for sure xD

 

[DunkeyKong]

While beating it isn't an activity you normally "share" with others, let alone family, we all know that everyone does it, because as humans we all have thus urges. So I cannot for the life of me fathom why someone would get mad catching someone else doing it. I mean it is one of the most natural things TO do, like eating and sleeping (our 3 most basic instincts). It would be like if she got mad catching you eating or sleeping. I mean, I get it, getting angry is sometimes just a reflex when something REALLY surprises you and you don't know how to react. But then to go on an telling your dad about it, as if you genuinely did something to be scolded for. That's just a low blow (no pun intended).

Now that we are being honest with each other though, I was never ONCE caught during my teen years. It wasn't until... last year actually (so fairly recent), that my brother, whom lives in the apartment above me, did so. My door was unlocked, and while I am usually very aware of my surroundings especially during quality times, this time my headphones - and the fact I was so immersed on my PC - made it so that I didn't hear him this time (dude has a habit of barging in at the worst times). Like, he is the type who frequently gets the urge to check in on people, while I'm the straight opposite, taking comfort in loneliness. So there I was, and because he never, throughout our lives together, ever caught me doing anything of the sort, he had gotten this image of me that I didn't do stuff like that. That I was "too pure" or something like that, so without making a big scene or anything as we have major respect for each other, he just jokingly said "ahh... so you ARE human...". But as a natural defence, like your mother, I got frustrated and angry, and told him "...not cool bro... not cool..."

The worst thing I got caught doing as a child/teen...? Nah... I'll get banned for sure xD

That's one hell of a story bro, one hell of a bro too, "so you ARE human" lmao

I agree though, sometimes it can be too much to handle, especially when our hormones well…do that. We just had to "release" some, and that's okay (most of us understand why)

And…btw, if you don't mind telling. Which one did you…y'know? Beat off to? I'm also interested to hear what you did before lol, it can't be that bad…right?

My friend caught me imitating King K Rool's forward tilt when I thought I was alone

He would be proud