What if you had 3 wishes?

[ciro64]

1. A coca-cola
2. Absolute control over the universe down to an abstract level
3. A hot dog

 

[miguk miguk]

Something like this has to have limits, so i'll place some for me.
The aladdin 3 wishes rules.
These wishes cannot be for selfless things like world peace.
They must be for personal benefit, not for another person.

Wish 1: Absolute foresight on cause and effect of your choices up to 1000 years into the future, with a toggle for when i want it off.

Wish 2: A superpower suite of my choosing including magic, healing and causal manipulation powers.

Wish 3: The ability to overcome any foe, even entire nations if need be to protect those i love and my values.

People who think the Aladdin rules work haven't tried hacking before. Just wish "I wish the rules about wishes did not apply to my wishes" and you can sudo the genie.

1: The ability to freeze time and move within said frozen time. Anything I interact with functions as normal and aging/wear and tear does not occur when moving in frozen time.

2: The ability to understand, speak, read, and communicate in all known human language at an educated native speaker's standard.

3: Real Miku

"You thought your first kiss was going to be from another Vocaloid, didn't you? Well too bad — it was me, Dio!"

1. All meat is now free, but only for vegans. This is not public knowledge.

2. Memory is always flawlessly perfect but only for things that don't matter.

3. All hair is now backwards. I don't mean like the hair on the back of your head is now on your face, I mean the actual strands themselves get rotated 180 degrees and that's just how they are now.

I would purposely go vegan just to mess with this. I'd get a ton of meat and start giving it away to non-vegans. Also, if hackers figured out NARPAS SWORD, they'll figure this one out too.

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As for my wishes:

1. Enable porn world rules. No unwanted preg, no diseases, no inhibitions, difficulty set to very easy, everyone gets a huge house, pizza is free, and the plumber arrives on time.
2. Reality hacking powers. No, I don't want to be a genie; I just want to be able to (for example) set my stats to infinite money, max stamina, max defense, and max sex appeal.
3. Set copyright law back to 28 years maximum. Make media companies actually put an effort into creating new things instead of doing endless sequels and remakes.

 

[Antihero]

1. Dominance
2. Respect
3. Food for all the inhabitants of the Earth

 

[ciro64]

Set copyright law back to 28 years maximum. Make media companies actually put an effort into creating new things instead of doing endless sequels and remakes.

Absolutely based

 

[miguk miguk]

Absolutely based

No. Just no.

 

[NobodyHere]

Imma just assume no wishing for no wishes

1. A good life for anyone, up to them if they ruin it but everyone deserves to start on a level playing field.

2. Abolish serious scammers/scams

3. To be able to achieve my goals

 

[Pi-Man]

1. Longevity
2. Stay young
3. Another 3 wishes

 

[SolemnlyDoc]

1. I wish to be the world's greatest sorcerer
2. I wish for a new magic wish-granting lamp
3. I wish for freedom for the first genie

 

[DunkeyKong]

1. Having my hair back.
2. IRL Infinite money cheatcode
3. A fireside chat evening with Waffles, Yousef and Dunkey. With Marshmallows.

That's cool, three of us would talk nonstop lmao, @Waffles with his nostalgic story and @Yousef with his "I HAVE THE POWER" ted talk. I'd love to have some marshmallows

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

That's cool, three of us would talk nonstop lmao, @Waffles with his nostalgic story and @Yousef with his "I HAVE THE POWER" ted talk. I'd love to have some marshmallows

I'd genuinely love that.

 

[RunicOrangejuice]

genie 3 wishes no 3rd with disney - Google Suche

 

[NeonKnights]

Mother 1 was released worldwide, Mother 3 released for N64, and Donkey Kong Barrel Blast had support for the DK Bongos.

 

[ciro64]

No. Just no.

Sorry, I'll refrain from using such terminology when replying to you. Anyway, I agree with your point, I think modern copyright laws are insane.

 

[FlameSpice]

My wishes are:

1. Alot Of Money
2. Be smart in making Money
3. Solve world hunger

 

[Bonkers225]

1.) Cancers/tumors, and diseases cease to exist in the world
2.)Peak talent at anything I do
3.)Completely at peace in mind and spirit

 

[happymasksalesman happymasksalesman]

1) have a good system
2)parents proud of me
3)become a game developer.

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

1)That man's hunger for war dies.
2)Abolish greed.
3)All energy is clean energy.

I think everything else would kind of fall in place after that.

 

[FlameSpice]

1) have a good system
2)parents proud of me
3)become a game developer.

What do you mean by a good system?

 

[Deleted member 884]

1-humankid extinction
2-planet's restoration
3-my death

 

[Naltic]

1- make everyone stub his toe in a 24 hour interval (except for me ofc).
2- change the molecular structure of wheat to make it give people slight diarrhoea.
3-wish to be able to understand anything by simply touching it (but only if I want to gain the knowledge).

 

[happymasksalesman happymasksalesman]

What do you mean by a good system?

I use a Pentium 4 as my main which I can use it and a laptop with core i 5, 8 gig, which I can use it sometime.

 

[Kremiso]

- lifetime free electricity, no more power bills

- all the jrpg released until now

- an ergonomic controller that works great forever

 

[Hotwer]

1) Instantaneous teleportation
2) No more sleeping required
3) 3 more wish lol

 

[blackfrostbufu]

1. A machine that can print ANYTHING (can be used both for my own purposes and to help others).
2. Free healthcare for all, with the only priority being health and not how much you can pay.
3. Absolute matter manipulation

 

[RustySK]

We are talking impossible magical wishes here I assume, so:

1. No more external causes for existential dread or by extension a worldwide social safety net;

2. Kind of tied to the first one, but a global redistribution of wealth and power that eliminates the ultra-rich and the egomaniacal mindset that created them from the equation forever;

3. Confidence in myself and no more of this goddamn depression shit.