What if you had 3 wishes?

[thanonyx]

What would you do if you had 3 wishes?

No limits, you can wish for ANYTHING.

I would wish to change the events of my life to a way that I see fit.
Then I would wish to change human society to a way that I see fit.
Lastly, I would wish to make so that my cousin never died and he'd live to be very old.

 

[fake-kun]

I would wish for an endless amount of wishes :p

 

[DunkeyKong]

I wish everyone can be happy and healthy!
Wish number 2, permanent peace
Number 3…make me a Doomguy

 

[Gorse]

1.) Forty trillion dollars in unmarked American bills, placed into a no-limits Swiss bank account with 200% year-over-year compounding interest, accessible only by a scan of my retina. ?

2.) A 40,000,000 year supply of pills that, when swallowed, allow me to immediately “correct” any issues with my health — cure any disease, massively-accelerate the healing of injuries, etc. with zero unwanted side effects. I can of course choose to stop taking these pills at any time, and they’re gene-locked to my DNA so they only work for me. ?

3.) A personal robot chef who’ll cook me fresh, delicious pizza whenever I want, and who is also trained to brew the highest-quality of all major alcohol variants. He will also make wise-cracks and snarky remarks at situations I deem worthy, and will instantly agree with any opinion I present (with detailed supporting arguments). He will be made of the highest-quality components, and should preferably remain in good working order until the heat death of the universe. ? ?

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

I'd wish the secure my place in history.

 

[Yousef]

Hotdog
Good sleep
Shawarma

 

[tropicalavera]

1. I wish I had a hot dog
2. I wish that there was ketchup on the hot dog
3. I wish that there was mustard on the hot dog

 

[DunkeyKong]

1.) Forty trillion dollars in unmarked American bills, placed into a no-limits Swiss bank account with 200% year-over-year compounding interest, accessible only by a scan of my retina. ?

2.) A 40,000,000 year supply of pills that, when swallowed, allow me to immediately “correct” any issues with my health — cure any disease, massively-accelerate the healing injuries, etc. with zero unwanted side effects. I can of course choose to stop taking these pills at any time, and they’re gene-locked to my DNA so they only work for me. ?

3.) A personal robot chef who’ll cook me fresh, delicious pizza whenever I want, and who is also trained to brew the highest-quality of all major alcohol variants. He will also make wise-cracks and snarky remarks at situations I deem worthy, and will instantly agree with any opinion I present (with detailed supporting arguments). He will be made of the highest-quality components, and should preferably remain in good working order until the heat death of the universe. ? ?

Oh dang…careful what you wish for

I'd wish the secure my place in history.

Aren't we already?

Hotdog
Good sleep
Shawarma

Hotdogs are essential!

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I would wish for an endless amount of wishes :p

Genie: Nuh uh

 

[Leon]

Something like this has to have limits, so i'll place some for me.
The aladdin 3 wishes rules.
These wishes cannot be for selfless things like world peace.
They must be for personal benefit, not for another person.

Wish 1: Absolute foresight on cause and effect of your choices up to 1000 years into the future, with a toggle for when i want it off.

Wish 2: A superpower suite of my choosing including magic, healing and causal manipulation powers.

Wish 3: The ability to overcome any foe, even entire nations if need be to protect those i love and my values.

 

[bjork]

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

aren't you supposed to keep wishes secret? they don't come true otherwise. I guess you could tell the genie, but maybe the genie can read thoughts in case someone is listening

 

[ciro64]

1. Kill someone
2. Bring that person back from the dead
3. Make them fall in love with me

 

[Yousef]

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

aren't you supposed to keep wishes secret? they don't come true otherwise. I guess you could tell the genie, but maybe the genie can read thoughts in case someone is listening

DUUUUUUUUUUDE I missed my chance to make that reference

 

[bjork]

DUUUUUUUUUUDE I missed my chance to make that reference

Skee-Lo performed that live at my high school, back when it was on the charts (he was from the area)

 

[INTIMIDAT3R]

A LOT of people wouldn't be too happy right now if I had three wishes.

I'll leave it at that.

 

[stealthRUSH]

I wish for Success - I wish 3DO Interactive Multiplayer, Sega Saturn, and Sega Dreamcast were more successful overall (I understand Saturn and Dreamcast to an extent in Japan were already), lasting a few more years and having more games released to the west (NSTC/PAL) and just in general (for 3DO).

I wish for Release - I wish the M2 was released with the launch titles consisting of D2 [original version previously unreleased], Power Stone [original version previously unreleased], Tobe! Polystars and Battle Tryst. IMSA Racing [full game] a port of The Need for Speed 2, Descent, Gex 2, Diablo, Return Fire 2.

I wish for Halts - I wish Sega 32X, Phillip's CD-i, Game.Com, and controversial take but Nintendo 64 were never released. Without the release of 32X Sega could have focused on the future distribution of software and hardware for current and upcoming products. Phillip's CD-i could have helped upcoming ATARI Jaguar 32-bit home console with technology instead of their failed partnership with Nintendo possibly releasing a few years earlier. Game.Com for just being an embarrassment. And finally Nintendo 64 instead focusing on a CD based system instead of cartridge based having Final Fantasy VII and various Squaresoft titles exclusive to the system.

 

[Guilherme130]

1. Having all the model kits and toys I've always wanted
2. Making my country a better place to live in
3. Shutting down Harmony Gold for good to distribute the original Macross and the Do You Remember Love? movie worldwide without their interference

 

[LightningmanEXE]

I wish that everyone who spoke to me would be unable to lie when I ask them a question

I wish that every time I snapped my fingers, I received a solid gold coin

I wish I looked precisely how I envision myself (Edit: not as a Net Navi in case you were wondering)

 

[Nidoking's iconNidoking]

What would your wishes be? The only rule is no wishes that could grant you more wishes.

Ironically, mine end up being superpowers... but it is what it is. lol

1. The ability to heal myself and others from just about any harm. Illness, injury, even fatigue.

2. Marine adaptation, essentially not only being able to swim better and withstand immense pressure, but the ability to breath underwater. If allowed, I'd actually make the wish that everyone in the world who WANTS this ability could have it.

3. The ability to teleport myself and others anywhere I wanted to, essentially 'jumping.' Not only is it incredibly practical, it guarantees financial comfort for myself and my loved ones. I mean, being able to teleport people places INSTANTLY? Then you have to factor I can do it online. Just pick a safe public location, I zip there, then I zip them wherever they want. Definitely beats Uber.

 

[Yousef]

Hotdog
Pizza
Burger

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

1: The ability to freeze time and move within said frozen time. Anything I interact with functions as normal and aging/wear and tear does not occur when moving in frozen time.

2: The ability to understand, speak, read, and communicate in all known human language at an educated native speaker's standard.

3: Real Miku

 

[Tonberry]

1. Immunity to all illness, disease and the like.
2. Lifelong monthly income of a reasonably high sum (I don't want "infinite" money while I know it is lol, I just want to get by comfortably and not have to care about the looming specter of money all the time).
3. Digital never replaces film.

 

[Inkingsama]

1. Make everyone but me have uncontrollable itching on their body
2. Make everyone but me have chainsaws instead of hands

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

I wanna be able to:

1) Fly.

2) Speak every language on Earth.

3) Cure myself and others.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

1. Make everyone but me have uncontrollable itching on their body
2. Make everyone but me have chainsaws instead of hands

"I have no hands and I must rip and tear"

 

[UnDubious]

1. Optional immortality and eternal youth. Meaning that if I get really sick of it eventually, I can turn it off and die.
2. Being able to freeze and unfreeze time so I can just play video games and watch movies without feeling like I'm wasting any more of my life. Even if I'm immortal, everyone else isn't. In my version of frozen time, electronics still work (obviously), as do cars, etc.
3. I'd try to think of some way to make the world a better place in general that wouldn't backfire, but I'd have to think about it for a good while.