What if you had 3 wishes?

[thanonyx]

What would you do if you had 3 wishes?

No limits, you can wish for ANYTHING.

I would wish to change the events of my life to a way that I see fit.
Then I would wish to change human society to a way that I see fit.
Lastly, I would wish to make so that my cousin never died and he'd live to be very old.

 

[fake]

I would wish for an endless amount of wishes

 

[DunkeyKong]

I wish everyone can be happy and healthy!
Wish number 2, permanent peace
Number 3…make me a Doomguy

 

[Gorse]

1.) Forty trillion dollars in unmarked American bills, placed into a no-limits Swiss bank account with 200% year-over-year compounding interest, accessible only by a scan of my retina.

2.) A 40,000,000 year supply of pills that, when swallowed, allow me to immediately “correct” any issues with my health — cure any disease, massively-accelerate the healing of injuries, etc. with zero unwanted side effects. I can of course choose to stop taking these pills at any time, and they’re gene-locked to my DNA so they only work for me.

3.) A personal robot chef who’ll cook me fresh, delicious pizza whenever I want, and who is also trained to brew the highest-quality of all major alcohol variants. He will also make wise-cracks and snarky remarks at situations I deem worthy, and will instantly agree with any opinion I present (with detailed supporting arguments). He will be made of the highest-quality components, and should preferably remain in good working order until the heat death of the universe.

 

[Waffles]

I'd wish the secure my place in history.

 

[Yousef]

Hotdog
Good sleep
Shawarma

 

[tropicalavera]

1. I wish I had a hot dog
2. I wish that there was ketchup on the hot dog
3. I wish that there was mustard on the hot dog

 

[DunkeyKong]

1.) Forty trillion dollars in unmarked American bills, placed into a no-limits Swiss bank account with 200% year-over-year compounding interest, accessible only by a scan of my retina.

2.) A 40,000,000 year supply of pills that, when swallowed, allow me to immediately “correct” any issues with my health — cure any disease, massively-accelerate the healing injuries, etc. with zero unwanted side effects. I can of course choose to stop taking these pills at any time, and they’re gene-locked to my DNA so they only work for me.

3.) A personal robot chef who’ll cook me fresh, delicious pizza whenever I want, and who is also trained to brew the highest-quality of all major alcohol variants. He will also make wise-cracks and snarky remarks at situations I deem worthy, and will instantly agree with any opinion I present (with detailed supporting arguments). He will be made of the highest-quality components, and should preferably remain in good working order until the heat death of the universe.

Oh dang…careful what you wish for

I'd wish the secure my place in history.

Aren't we already?

Hotdog
Good sleep
Shawarma

Hotdogs are essential!

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I would wish for an endless amount of wishes

Genie: Nuh uh

 

[Leon]

Something like this has to have limits, so i'll place some for me.
The aladdin 3 wishes rules.
These wishes cannot be for selfless things like world peace.
They must be for personal benefit, not for another person.

Wish 1: Absolute foresight on cause and effect of your choices up to 1000 years into the future, with a toggle for when i want it off.

Wish 2: A superpower suite of my choosing including magic, healing and causal manipulation powers.

Wish 3: The ability to overcome any foe, even entire nations if need be to protect those i love and my values.

 

[bjork]

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

aren't you supposed to keep wishes secret? they don't come true otherwise. I guess you could tell the genie, but maybe the genie can read thoughts in case someone is listening

 

[ciro64]

1. Kill someone
2. Bring that person back from the dead
3. Make them fall in love with me

 

[Yousef]

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

aren't you supposed to keep wishes secret? they don't come true otherwise. I guess you could tell the genie, but maybe the genie can read thoughts in case someone is listening

DUUUUUUUUUUDE I missed my chance to make that reference

 

[bjork]

DUUUUUUUUUUDE I missed my chance to make that reference

Skee-Lo performed that live at my high school, back when it was on the charts (he was from the area)