What do you like on your....... French fries?

[Zerpina]

So, French fries are a pretty universal food, I would assume...

Fucking yummy, but goddamn... my arteries...

Sliced thin potatoes fried until golden brown, or in my case, air-fried....
Not the point, though. Whether you call them French fries or chips (you weirdos) fried potatoes, pommes frites, or patatas fritas, I know there are probably a thousand other ways to name them, but that's not the point.

What sauce do you like on yours? The typical ketchup? Ranch? Cheese dip? Or perhaps something more unusual, Like random bodily fluids we can't name here...?
Personally, I like four-cheese pasta sauce on my air-fryer fries.​

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Ketchup... To an absurd degree xD

 

[Zerpina]

Ketchup... To an absurd degree xD

Ya, my bro drinks a gallon of Ketchup to 3 french fries XD

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Ya, my bro drinks a gallon of Ketchup to 3 french fries XD

Sounds like like a cool dude.

Maybe we can team up against you and your cheesy air fryer ways >:D

 

[Zerpina]

Sounds like like a cool dude.

Maybe we can team up against you and your cheesy air fryer ways >:D

Well mine is a Pasta sauce, so its Tomato based...

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Well mine is a Pasta sauce, so its Tomato based...
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Pffft, a Gremlin to our Ferraris xD

 

[RageBurner]

Ketchup and mustard, because I'm boring and square.

 

[Zerpina]

Pffft, a Gremlin to our Ferraris xD

Ketchup isn't a Ferrari, it’s a used Honda Civic

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Ketchup and mustard, because I'm boring and square.

Nah i like that on the rare occasion i have a corndog

 

[PacGuy]

Mayo or vinegar is delicious. Everyone should try it. Not at the same time..although maybe...

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Ketchup isn't a Ferrari, it’s a used Honda Civic

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Nah i like that on the rare occasion i have a corndog

You know what? Starting a shitposting war with the absolute queen of this place over condiments is the hill I choose to die on xD

A Civic is still better than a Gremlin >:D

 

[Firenoh]

Garlic and parsley.

 

[Zerpina]

You know what? Starting a shitposting war with the absolute queen of this place

Queen? where?
I am in the market for some Royal piracy....

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Queen? where?
I am in the market for some Royal piracy....

Ah, the Insanity defense xD

I expected no less from a ketchup nonbeliever ;)

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Delicious neurotoxin

 

[Moreno909]

Spicy

 

[Retro Doomer]

Well I assume like every sane person ketchup

How it is intended

but hey everyone got their taste.

 

[Heretic]

Oooh, it's so difficult to just pick one thing. If I must settle on just one thing though, then it's going to have to be Ecuadorian street food favorite; Salchipapas, which is basically your french fries, with slices of sausage mixed in, and drizzled in ketchup, mayo, your condiment of choice. It looks like something you might feed a small fussy child, but I guarantee you that child knows what's up, Salchipapas is just fantastic.

If I were to keep going though, and I am, I would also say poutine is banging. French fries, I like mine as wedges, topped with cheese curds, and then smothered in a thick gravy. Get fancy with it and throw on some green onion and bacon bits. so good.

Getting less fancy, you can also aim to just lightly dust your fries in paprika, or dip them in some mayo.

 

[FlyingToaster]

Mayo

 

[JustLooking456]

I put mustard on my fries

 

[celestialempire]

God I'm so hungry. I'm going to Macca's.

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Call me a weakling but I really love to dip those french fries on them gravy mixed with Tabasco sauce or some chilli sauce.

 

[JustLooking456]

Call me a weakling but I really love to dip those french fries on them gravy mixed with Tabasco sauce or some chilli sauce.

I call you a king instead, that sounds good af!!!

 

[Megarockman _1987 Megarockman _1987]

Bacon

 

[ArchienineArchienine's icon]

Nothing more than salt.

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

I put mustard on my fries