Welp. I bought the Dubai Chocolate.

[Neb Lleb]

Yup. £7.99. It's the Cheesecake-flavoured one rather than the original pistachio creme, but it's most definitely the infamous Knafeh Chocolate (or Dubai Chocolate, nicknamed for its origins from the eponymous glistening dystopian city from Arabia) that has caused riots among terminally online Tiktokers and... no-one else.

I couldn't resist. I couldn't control my urges, I'm sorry. I'll happily post when I taste it and tell you if it's good but overpriced, utterly disappointing or if I become a brainwashed Zombie, The Stuff style.

 

[>pitchshifter]

It's made from pistachios rejected for export due to carcinogenic contents. That's why tiktok users are paid to make it popular, it needs to be sold. Or maybe I'm schizo

 

[qw90700]

IDK what's that. All I know about Dubai is they built a city in the middle of nowhere or something and I wanna live there because thus just because of my income I don't have to let government steal my money with tax BS so I can enjoy swimming in my money that I partly earn thanks to wars and Trump these days so they keep gold prices up lolol.

 

[fake-kun]

I literally never heard of Dubai Chocolate until people started posting about it on this forum.

 

[qw90700]

I literally never heard of Dubai Chocolate until people started posting about it on this forum.

I even learned chocolate can be "white" and "darker than usual" just recently. We thought we would fly cars in 2025 instead of they keep inventing new chocolates!!! Back to the Future lied us, we are not living in future right now!!! Give smartphone to cavemen and things wouldn't be too different!!1 They even live in "caves" they calling "building"!! Future is a looped past with trivial difference!! Where is me cyberpunk future??? Is the real future lost in Edgar's electric dreams people share with each other just to decide what to cook and buy today? People will forget even horse cart existed and will mindlessly walk everywhere by being so stuck to watching Tiktok dances or something whatever their brain stucked in while all the knowledge will be revert back to Dark Ages lol. *keeps reading Neuromancer that's a book written 41 years ago* lolol

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Cheesecake?

 

[Neb Lleb]

Cheesecake?

Yeah. Cheesecake.

 

[Carlnshake Carlnshake]

Aaaaaa so taste it. This suspense is fucking killing me.

 

[qw90700]

Aaaaaa so taste it. This suspense is fucking killing me.

Even Alfred Hitchcock couldn't come up with such suspense!!! lolol

 

[medisinn]

I literally never heard of Dubai Chocolate until people started posting about it on this forum.

Perhaps it's a theoretically delicious psy op? I hadn't heard of it either.

I am also curious how it is. Let me live vicariously through you, I ain't paying like 10 bucks for some chocolate, too frugal for that.