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Greetings fine customer! I see you are a bit confused as to how All-Burger works, as we've made a huge upgrade over the all of those lesser chains that fell to us this past year. Since you've only just realized that there's no other competitor to eat with, let's walk you through how things work around here:
First, make sure you pay the toll at the booth at the entrance of the parking lot. If you plan on using the drive through, please note that there is an additional toll booth for that. Standard subscribers ($15/month) can bypass the toll booth with their All-Burger™ toll pass device in their windshield, but only Premium subscribers ($30/month) can bypass the drive-thru toll. Please take your single-use ticket to open the front door, as it will not open without it unless you pay the fee we charge customers who come on foot.
Now that you're in the restaurant, let's go over how to order. Non-subscribers must use the touchscreen kiosks off to the side. Standard subscribers may use the Standard line and wait to speak to one of our representatives, while Premium subscribers may go directly to speak to a Premium representative.
Kiosk users may choose from the first 3 entree choices: basic Beiv™ burger, double basic Beiv burger, and basic Chykæn̈™ burger. (Note: Beiv can not be guaranteed to contain any bovine products; Chykæn̈ does not contain domesticated poultry.) All choices can, for an additional price, have a side of your choice: basic fries, basic onion rings, or basic mashed fries. Drinks available are All-Cola™, All-Fruit Soda™, and All-Root™. Condiments (limited to salt and ketchup at this level) cost extra. Note that regardless of the drink size you buy, you are limited to only 8oz of soda; the rest will be filled with All-Water™, which is not an independent option at the non-subscriber level. Refills and ice are not free. (Note: All-Water is sourced from All-Corp® water sources, giving you the same premium taste you subscribe to at home.)
Standard subscribers have access to all options from the basic level along with their new options. The entree menu expands to include standard Chykæn̈ nuggets (now with up to 30% domesticated poultry), standard quadruple 25% of a pound Beiv burger (up to 25% real beef), standard Feestsh™ burger (up to 20% real seafood content), and the standard RyB™ burger (up to 100% real animal). Sides also available include seasonal fries (potato variety rotates), Chykæn̈ fries, and mashed seasonal fries. Drink options include All-Citrus™ (same ingredients from All-Fruit, but without the cherry, strawberry, raspberry, and blue raspberry), All-Pepper™, and All-Water. Note that Standard subscriptions allow customers to get unlimited salt, pepper, chili powder, or ice with their meal. Standard subscription also comes with 1 free drink refill, a max of 16oz per drink (with All-Water to top it), and extra All-Water at 20% of the cost of the original drink.
Premium subscribers have access to all Standard options along with their new options. These include Reæl Beef™ burger (guaranteed at least 51% actual bovine product), Reæl Chicken™ burger (guaranteed at least 51% actual domesticated poultry), and Reæl Fish™ burger (guaranteed at least 51% actual seafood). Sides include premium seasonal fries (made with the potato variety of your choice), premium onion rings (like the basic ones, but better), and mashed premium seasonal fries. Drinks include Dairyshake™ (made with 45% real frozen dairy dessert) and All-Single-Fruit™ (your choice of flavor), and All-Reæl-Water (now up to 99% filtered). Premium subscriptions include unlimited free refills on drinks other than Dairyshake. Note that the Dairyshake machine may be down for repairs between the hours of 4AM to 9AM, 10AM to 2PM, and 4PM to 10PM, though will be brought back online breifly if any Gold Premium subscribers ($50/month) show up.
Please note that seating will be on a first-come, first-served basis for any non-subscribers in Standard stolls and will have to move to a standing bar if subscribers need seats. Standard subscribers will have priority access to Standard stolls. Premium subscribers will have priority seating for Premium chairs.
Restrooms require a toll or subscriber's pass. Note that all rooms have a time limit on the door lock based on your subscription level or amount of toll inserted. Toilet paper will likewise be dispensed by subscription level or with each additional toll added into the dispenser.
Enjoy your meal at All-Burger, and remember: ♫ eat at All-Burger because it's All that's left. ♫
First, make sure you pay the toll at the booth at the entrance of the parking lot. If you plan on using the drive through, please note that there is an additional toll booth for that. Standard subscribers ($15/month) can bypass the toll booth with their All-Burger™ toll pass device in their windshield, but only Premium subscribers ($30/month) can bypass the drive-thru toll. Please take your single-use ticket to open the front door, as it will not open without it unless you pay the fee we charge customers who come on foot.
Now that you're in the restaurant, let's go over how to order. Non-subscribers must use the touchscreen kiosks off to the side. Standard subscribers may use the Standard line and wait to speak to one of our representatives, while Premium subscribers may go directly to speak to a Premium representative.
Kiosk users may choose from the first 3 entree choices: basic Beiv™ burger, double basic Beiv burger, and basic Chykæn̈™ burger. (Note: Beiv can not be guaranteed to contain any bovine products; Chykæn̈ does not contain domesticated poultry.) All choices can, for an additional price, have a side of your choice: basic fries, basic onion rings, or basic mashed fries. Drinks available are All-Cola™, All-Fruit Soda™, and All-Root™. Condiments (limited to salt and ketchup at this level) cost extra. Note that regardless of the drink size you buy, you are limited to only 8oz of soda; the rest will be filled with All-Water™, which is not an independent option at the non-subscriber level. Refills and ice are not free. (Note: All-Water is sourced from All-Corp® water sources, giving you the same premium taste you subscribe to at home.)
Standard subscribers have access to all options from the basic level along with their new options. The entree menu expands to include standard Chykæn̈ nuggets (now with up to 30% domesticated poultry), standard quadruple 25% of a pound Beiv burger (up to 25% real beef), standard Feestsh™ burger (up to 20% real seafood content), and the standard RyB™ burger (up to 100% real animal). Sides also available include seasonal fries (potato variety rotates), Chykæn̈ fries, and mashed seasonal fries. Drink options include All-Citrus™ (same ingredients from All-Fruit, but without the cherry, strawberry, raspberry, and blue raspberry), All-Pepper™, and All-Water. Note that Standard subscriptions allow customers to get unlimited salt, pepper, chili powder, or ice with their meal. Standard subscription also comes with 1 free drink refill, a max of 16oz per drink (with All-Water to top it), and extra All-Water at 20% of the cost of the original drink.
Premium subscribers have access to all Standard options along with their new options. These include Reæl Beef™ burger (guaranteed at least 51% actual bovine product), Reæl Chicken™ burger (guaranteed at least 51% actual domesticated poultry), and Reæl Fish™ burger (guaranteed at least 51% actual seafood). Sides include premium seasonal fries (made with the potato variety of your choice), premium onion rings (like the basic ones, but better), and mashed premium seasonal fries. Drinks include Dairyshake™ (made with 45% real frozen dairy dessert) and All-Single-Fruit™ (your choice of flavor), and All-Reæl-Water (now up to 99% filtered). Premium subscriptions include unlimited free refills on drinks other than Dairyshake. Note that the Dairyshake machine may be down for repairs between the hours of 4AM to 9AM, 10AM to 2PM, and 4PM to 10PM, though will be brought back online breifly if any Gold Premium subscribers ($50/month) show up.
Please note that seating will be on a first-come, first-served basis for any non-subscribers in Standard stolls and will have to move to a standing bar if subscribers need seats. Standard subscribers will have priority access to Standard stolls. Premium subscribers will have priority seating for Premium chairs.
Restrooms require a toll or subscriber's pass. Note that all rooms have a time limit on the door lock based on your subscription level or amount of toll inserted. Toilet paper will likewise be dispensed by subscription level or with each additional toll added into the dispenser.
Enjoy your meal at All-Burger, and remember: ♫ eat at All-Burger because it's All that's left. ♫
