Upcoming Movie Trailers Megathread

[Spyrone]

So, I didn't see one so I decided to make it myself. This thread is for posting trailers for whatever upcoming movies you're excited for. I'll start us off:

Really excited for all of these.

The Long Walk looks like an actually faithful adaptation of one of the Bachman Books, complete with the alhistorical elements remaining intact. It gives me hope that one day we might see a faithful adaptation of The Running Man one day. The original movie is good, but very far from the book- for one Ben Richards is a starving down-and-outer who volunteers for the show to win enough money to afford healthcare for his dying daughter, not Arnold Schwarzenegger as a ripped megacop wrongly accused of a massacre forced into it.

Weapons looks fucking terrifying. It seems like a fusion of The Crazies and The Exorcist, and I haven't gotten the reaction of extreme goosebumps from any movie since the first 28 Days Later. Which is saying something, because this is just a trailer.

I'm glad The Toxic Avenger remake is finally out of development hell- I've always loved Troma films like that one and Cannibal: The Musical and this one has the grindhouse quality and the budget. I get serious Hobo With A Shotgun vibes from the trailer.

Unfortunately, Kung Fury 2: The Movie is still stuck in development hell for insanely retarded reasons but it better get a release somehow. NGL, it looks like the best shit Arnold Schwarzenegger has done since the '90s.

 

[Bonkers225]

Kung Fury 2 looks incredible. Even if the film gets canceled, hey, atleast they still have the great trailer to be remembered by.

 

[nobitakun]

Horror cinema is my favourite but I don't feel what you call fear, as my brain lacks something you have. But it's not my favourite because it's horror but because it is dark and macabre. Movies that play with macabre to the point they create you a feeling of stomachache, dizziness or nauseous while you're dieing inside are my favourites. Creating extreme suffering making clear there is no hope is wonderful, but don't get me wrong, I don't like movies like Hostel or Saw, they are boring. I like when there is a lot of "something" but there is nothing at all too. Jumpscares are cheap for me, and I don't really like them, and they are a hit and miss. When a movie abuses them I consider it trash directly.

 

[Spyrone]

Horror cinema is my favourite but I don't feel what you call fear, as my brain lacks something you have. But it's not my favourite because it's horror but because it is dark and macabre. Movies that play with macabre to the point they create you a feeling of stomachache, dizziness or nauseous while you're dieing inside are my favourites. Creating extreme suffering making clear there is no hope is wonderful, but don't get me wrong, I don't like movies like Hostel or Saw, they are boring. I like when there is a lot of "something" but there is nothing at all too. Jumpscares are cheap for me, and I don't really like them, and they are a hit and miss. When a movie abuses them I consider it trash directly.

Eh, I think you might just feel horror in a different way than most people. Stomachaches, feeling nauseous, dizzy and such are just your body telling you that you're scared. I've literally seen someone get shot six times in the face a block away from me, and honestly I felt nothing other than slight nausea later on. I get the goosebumps reaction more when dealing with stuff that is paranormal than the mundane horrors of the world, which is certainly why the Weapons trailer freaked me out so much. It doesn't help that it uses real occult symbols.

Anyways, more trailers to avoid derailing the thread:

 

[nobitakun]

Eh, I think you might just feel horror in a different way than most people. Stomachaches, feeling nauseous, dizzy and such are just your body telling you that you're scared. I've literally seen someone get shot six times in the face a block away from me, and honestly I felt nothing other than slight nausea later on. I get the goosebumps reaction more when dealing with stuff that is paranormal than the mundane horrors of the world, which is certainly why the Weapons trailer freaked me out so much. It doesn't help that it uses real occult symbols.

Anyways, more trailers to avoid derailing the thread:

Last movie I saw was Until Dawn and I was most of the time laughing. What I meant with those sympthoms is that the movie needs to give you something beyond horror. Like those jokes that kidnap you, bring you to some place and you realize you're going to die, and when you're almost at the verge of madness everyone tells you it's a joke lol.

 

[Spyrone]

Well, I guess it could be called the "Upcoming Movies and Series Trailer Megathread" now cause I just saw one of the trailers for Twisted Metal Season 2, and it's fixed the only complaint I had with it- the lack of Rob Zombie.

 

[Spyrone]

More trailers:

 

[Spyrone]

Well, it's not quite The Running Man remake I was wanting but it's definitely closer to the book than the Schwarzenegger movie. Hoperfully Edgar Wright doesn't fuck it up.

 

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[Spyrone]

The new Predator movie looks pretty cool, actually. A veteran Weyland-Yutani combat synth and a Yautja noob actually seems like a really cool way to flip the premise of the series on it's head, while also explaining why Yautja seem to find humans and their creations such challenging prey that they keep coming to hunt us.

 

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[Spyrone]

Liam Neeson fights the Cordyceps zombies with guns, British jihadis and drug runners hijack a nuke synced up to The Prodigy and the Wild West gets a little girl with an instakill touch:

 

[Spyrone]

You know, I once read that people flocked to comedies and feel-good movies in times of economic uncertainty. Now, it seems things are so uncertain that the movie going public has embraced the horror. I'm very glad for this, and will continue to be so until Pedro Pascal is locked in a contract with Marvel to portray Mr. Fantastic in every single Marvel Zombies movie adaptation until he is replaced with AI that mimics his style, mannerisms and appearance in every way that later becomes a figurehead President for the Buena Vista America! Party like a Black Mirror episode written by a retarded sychophant. Anyways, trailers: