Forum Game The Thread of Rhymes

[Tonberry]

No idea how this will go lol, but let’s try to make some rhymes! Flex those verse muscles!

The format:
One user drops a line, then the next user replies with something that rhymes with it, before finishing off with a new line which some else replies to and so on and so forth. Style points if you manage to match the cadence of the previous post.

Confusing? MAYBE, but let’s give it a shot!!!

I’ll start *aherm cough hack snort*

”Oh look, there’s Super Mario, walking down a dusty road”

 

[Gorse]

He's gooning off Luigi, Yoshi, and Toad!

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

He's getting really close to busting a big load!

 

[Gorse]

From the look on his face, he's about to explode!

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

Princess Peach is watching it all, from her humble abode.

 

[Tonberry]

(I think the last part of the explanation got lost somewhere, so I’ll do one. I meant that you reply with a rhyme, then a new line for the next person to rhyme with, but you’re doing swimmingly so far regardless!)

She sighs and thinks ”Mario, you are such a chode!”

Then all of a sudden, King Koopa appears!

 

[Gorse]

(Oh dear, I effed it! Let me make it up with this reply.)

He said "Princess Peach, won't you lend me an ear?

I'm old and I'm ugly, I'm smelly and fat..."

 

[Xdqwerty Xdqwerty]

He challenges Mario, wielding a spear
But Mario uses a fire flower!

 

[Tonberry]

(Oh dear, I effed it! Let me make it up with this reply.)

He said "Princess Peach, won't you lend me an ear?

I'm old and I'm ugly, I'm smelly and fat..."

(Sorry @Xdqwerty but Gorse was first! You can reply to this one though if you’re fast enough!)

Compared to the plumber, am I really all that?

Peach was repulsed by King Koopas tirade…

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

She ordered the Toads to do an Air Raid!

And Bowser wonders: "Where'd you even get that?!"

 

[Xdqwerty Xdqwerty]

Mario, said with his red hat
"She has lots of toads"

 

[Tonberry]

Bowser gets so mad that his skull just implodes

And thus the old king was no more

 

[Xdqwerty Xdqwerty]

Mario and friends got frightened at all the gore
But it didnt matter since their mission was done

 

[Tonberry]

The good guys had once again won!

Out of sight, a hooded figure observes...

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

He said: "looks like it's time to use my curse..."

And so, the hooded figure disappears into the shadows...

 

[cubonion]

Where is the figure, no one knows

Yet still, Mario goes:

 

[Tonberry]

”Mama Mia! What are those?!”

…and points at the clearing, face frozen with fear!

 

[Krazy Kat]

he see luigi laying down near a big tree
smoking weed filled with joy and extacy
wondering if he can getting high for free

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

He checked his watch, it's 3:33.

'Time to get froggy' he said, with a smile.