Ten years in the joint

And here I thought it was fentanyl that made it taste funny
 
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oh shit.. i never had a prison sentence.. i had to cheek hold weed in my butt while getting pulled in for an open container violation... my ass was so tight for hours that when i could finally relax i was having muscle spazms.. seriously, i had to squeeze cheeks while stripping and putting on the zip up jump suit.. it was nuts.. the whole time with a half oz bag of weed in my cheeks..
 
oh shit.. i never had a prison sentence.. i had to cheek hold weed in my butt while getting pulled in for an open container violation... my ass was so tight for hours that when i could finally relax i was having muscle spazms.. seriously, i had to squeeze cheeks while stripping and putting on the zip up jump suit.. it was nuts.. the whole time with a half oz bag of weed in my cheeks..
Be glad you didn't have to squeeze em up any higher than the cheeks, I've met people who got hemorroids from that.
 
Be glad you didn't have to squeeze em up any higher than the cheeks, I've met people who got hemorroids from that.
naw.. didnt meet them.. but i was watching California Crisis
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naw.. didnt meet them.. but i was watching California Crisis
ill try harder
 
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