Tell me a cringe joke the worst one will be the winner

[kuroninneko]

Everyone probably knows this one but:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

 

[Cerberus9]

What does the bee say before it stings someone?

ALLAH ACK-BZZZZ

 

[miles]

My friend David lost his ID, so now I just call him Dave.

 

[zacharinolongpants]

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.

 

[petran79]

Dad hears noises upstairs and ask his son:
-what are you doing up there?
-I am screwing my sister.
-Ah, alright. I thought you were smoking

 

[Coon]

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.