Tell me a cringe joke the worst one will be the winner

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

People made some better jokes tbh i don't want to make anyone made They won Faie and squire

but the better jokes should be LAST this is for most cringe brvh dost thou GET it?

ah forget it. J guess language-barrier makes the concept hard to be conveyed n comprehended. no worries man I'm movin on

 

[Jackoragen]

just see there jokes the top 3 there jokes are so cringe bro urs wasn't very good good but not great

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

just see there jokes the top 3 there jokes are so cringe bro urs wasn't very good good but not great

nice ok that works - I wasn't expecting to 'win', it just made a good excuse for me to scribble a bunch of BS dialogue shits ^_^ you good, we good, Saul Goodman.

 

[Jackoragen]

ok no worries

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now i hope everybody enjoyed the memes and whatever the winner will get his price

 

[χKai]

Hey, want to make the biggest mistake of your life, today?

 

[Jackoragen]

Hey, want to make the biggest mistake of your life, today?

huh what u mean

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Yo are so big, you beep when you back down XD

 

[Jackoragen]

Yo are so big, you beep when you back down XD

im skinny i will take it as a compliment i guess

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

im skinny i will take it as a compliment i guess

I had the best of both worlds. all through my 20's I was huge (strong AF but overweight from so much constant beer)... lost some weight from not drinkin in early 30's, but ever since age 35 I've been skinny cuz of health issues. even with daily exercise I don't gain shit - I work out just to maintain what I have n if I don't eat high-calorie garbage my weight will slip like a fuckin countdown to doom.

eh, you didn't ask but I'm just starting another manic cycle since yesterday so I'm blabbin. I need to STFU n get down on grindin some vidyagaming n would be likely more productiveeee

 

[Jackoragen]

I had the best of both worlds. all through my 20's I was huge (strong AF but overweight from so much constant beer)... lost some weight from not drinkin in early 30's, but ever since age 35 I've been skinny cuz of health issues. even with daily exercise I don't gain shit - I work out just to maintain what I have n if I don't eat high-calorie garbage my weight will slip like a fuckin countdown to doom.

eh, you didn't ask but I'm just starting another manic cycle since yesterday so I'm blabbin. I need to STFU n get down on grindin some vidyagaming n would be likely more productiveeee

2 days later u gonna be the nikokado avocado U wher a fatass then Boom skinny and but still ugly like me and others

 

[χKai]

You know how there are backscratchers
I need a butthole scratcher.
Who volunteers

 

[werewolfx]

three guys walk into a bar. one forgot to duck.

 

[χKai]

Does this finger smell like butthole to you?

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

So, a pub walks into a bar...

*punchline inexplicably seized by Nintendo's increasingly unhinged legal department of AMBIGUOUS GREY-AREA LAW MONSTERS*

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2 days later u gonna be the nikokado avocado U wher a fatass then Boom skinny and but still ugly like me and others

haha I've posted several pics of myself here over the months... but they are misleading cuz the brain behind it is THE UGLIEST 8th-DIMENSIONAL CREATURE POSSIBLE AS A MOCKERY OF FICKLE HUMAN AESTHETICS. (yes I've gotten tips on that from Satan ^_^)

 

[diet_orange]

Here's one that I came up with eons ago:
"Did you here about the magician that works on furniture in his spare time?" "Yes, they say that he VARNISHES into thin air"

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

 

[χKai]

y u mad

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

y u mad

Why I'm ? It's because :

 

[χKai]

no Religion jokes and racist And i said cringe And Picture meme are allowed like this one thes are the rulesView attachment 99107

What's the point in saving money not dating when you're just gonna blow it all on hookers anyway.

 

[Clippy]

What's the point in saving money not dating when you're just gonna blow it all on hookers anyway.

Hookers are cheaper in the long run or so I keep hearing from the more hateful parts of the Internet.

 

[GuyZero32k4]

What do you call a potato with a penis?

A DICK TATER

 

[Jackoragen]

What's the point in saving money not dating when you're just gonna blow it all on hookers anyway.

U gotta think of it Dating take ages so she will love u hookers on the other hand are
just pull up 10$and boom and u don't gotta get 900 lobster tail in olive garden for a girl in college

 

[kuroninneko]

Everyone probably knows this one but:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?