Let’s give credit where credit is due: despite the insistence that they’re “reimagining” these stories, they manage to retain the same level of imagination as a block of tofu. And how charming it must be for them to stubbornly refuse to learn from their spectacular misadventures—like a child blissfully playing with fire and wondering why they keep getting burned. But fear not, dear audience; they’ll keep churning out these flops until they finally slip on the banana peel of their own hubris.
So, here’s to
Snow White: a dazzler destined to join the ranks of Disney’s legendary flops, swiftly forgotten and buried under the avalanche of corporate greed. Cheers to the studio’s unwavering commitment to squandering potential—it’s almost poetic! Let’s just hope they at least learn how to count their box office losses better next time. After all, if at first you don’t succeed, just keep failing gloriously.
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