Say something positive about a trashy game!

[zombie100379]

technocop on sega megadrive - nice cheesy title screen music and probably one of the few games where you can shoot a kid for no reason at all.... but trying to actually get through the game though - its a totally unplayable mess.

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

one of the few games where you can shoot a kid for no reason at all....

>:D!

 

[bombatomba77]

There are worse Final Fantasy games than part 8.

 

[Mordovah]

"Last Rebellion" has.... no, i can't even praise the music in that game... Oh! At nineteen trophies, it was easy to platinum.
Seriously, I would replay "Nights of Azure" before "Last Rebellion".

 

[Adrastia]

Excellent, then you (should) know what I mean by I hated pretty much everything that they did to that game..

Words. There are none.

I know he's technically the human equivalent of a teenager because he has a 500 year lifespan and isn't even 50 yet. But he sounds more like Sora than a cat/dog beast thing should. I always thought he looked part hyena too. I imagined the docats (dogcat hybrid) from that sci fi story I can't remember the name of would look like Red XIII.

Also, someone wrote Red XIII a few times on a pillar at the bus station. I thought that was cool even though it's vandalism.

 

[Kobu]

Megaman And Bass: You can play as Bass for free unlike megaman 10, i guess?

Awe come on man. The game is hard for sure but I wouldn't call it trash. Not the SNES original anyway. The GBA version for sure if that's what you meant.

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

CyberMorph on Jaguar has one of the most advanced (and honestly impressive) models of its time — just the fact that they could make the polygons on your craft actually morph in real time is nothing short of a technological miracle, especially on that hardware.

 

[Bakuma1997]

Awe come on man. The game is hard for sure but I wouldn't call it trash. Not the SNES original anyway. The GBA version for sure if that's what you meant.

Beat the SNES version, come back to me after... the disks...and Burner Man... and Magic Man's Trains... and the battle with King's Mechas... (Nam Flashbacks)

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Futurama on PS2 has the right spirit of the show in its cutscenes.

 

[Kobu]

Beat the SNES version, come back to me after... the disks...and Burner Man... and Magic Man's Trains... and the battle with King's Mechas... (Nam Flashbacks)

I did all that and had a blast. Different strokes and all that I suppose.

 

[dr grim]

Dragon ball ultimate battle 22.. well it have amazing music.

 

[Spyrone]

Army Men: Sarge's Heroes is a very colorful game with a really cool concept.

PO'ed has enemy designs that are hilarious and a refreshing scenario where you play the ship cook, the only survivor after all the space mercs who were supposed to complete the mission got tweaked and died.

TekWars makes me laugh at it.

 

[JiruleanSkies]

Countdown Vampires has a pretty unique aesthetic, a "zombie apocalypse" style game set in a casino that was dolled up in horror style.

 

[Moreno909]

Chakan have a cool dark vibe and looks like Eddie the Head

 

[Metroid_Hybrid]

Words. There are none.

I know he's technically the human equivalent of a teenager because he has a 500 year lifespan and isn't even 50 yet. But he sounds more like Sora than a cat/dog beast thing should. I always thought he looked part hyena too. I imagined the docats (dogcat hybrid) from that sci fi story I can't remember the name of would look like Red XIII.

Also, someone wrote Red XIII a few times on a pillar at the bus station. I thought that was cool even though it's vandalism.

Yeah, that little short has become something of a meme..
Sebbywebz has previously gone to war with people on twitter trying to call him a 'grifter,' and every other name on the book (like a certain someone currently in timeout), but he has "the receipts" in the form of compilations of direct scene comparisons of the games thus far, and the remakes are provably nothing short of purposeful, malicious vandalism..

So the one positive thing that I can say about them: they (at least) do look great..

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Carnivores on PC has one of the best environments to fuck around in.

 

[MasterOfpuppeters964]

Megaman X3, Dawn Of Sorrow and Persona 1: have a good soundtrack

 

[Heretic]

Chakan have a cool dark vibe and looks like Eddie the Head

Oooh dude, Chakan is unironically one of my favorite games. I end up talking about it with my friends all the time. The twist ending is absolute peak.

 

[Bakuma1997]

Hoshi wo Mro Ito

Well, the plot was legit cool and intriguing compared to the cookie cutter Medieval RPG games of the time

 

[Bacon Eater64x]

I will try to mention something that isn't "Errm the music is so hecking good" because bad games having good music is like the norm if anything, you might as well say "the floor is made out of floor"

KH 358/2 Days has the best story in the entire KH series because it focuses on building Roxas's character and bonding with Xion and Axel, instead of focusing on some random-ass plot twist in order to make the series more interesting (which to me is what really kills a lot of the series's stories) and even the twists on this game such as Xion's origins are handled much better than DDD's "TIME TRAVEL LOLOLOLOL", and it takes advantage of being a prequel. I love the after-mission scenes where the characters sit at the top of the clock tower and talk about their experiences, it feels like a bunch of teens gathering after School which makes this all the more bittersweet and nostalgic, giving this game a very melancholic feeling fitting for the franchise which was never as happy-go-lucky as Disney nor is nowhere as tragic as the average Final Fantasy/Square Title. Playing it before KH2 made that game all the more special and the prologue all the more tragic and bittersweet. KH3 may have ruined the tragedy but i can't lie when i say im happy Roxas got a happy ending after all i saw him go through.

Castlevania The Adventure features my favorite Belmont after Simon: Christopher Belmont, the only other Belmont to beat Dracula twice and the first Belmont to defeat him on his own.

Simon's Quest entire existence helped inspire the Metroidvania genre that would become the series's staple gameplay.

Smash Bros Brawl has the best Newcomer line-up in the series aside from Snake. Their movesets are the perfect middleground from Smash 64 and Melee where they used generic punches and kicks far too much and 4 and Ultimate's DLC needlessly complicated gimmicks to stand out (this doesn't apply to Base Roster Ultimate Newcomers tho) and they are a great balance between iconic characters, obscure but lovable suprises, and third party characters were few and far between as opposed to making like 60% of newcomer inclusions so they felt special back then (Snake kinda sucked tho, i could name you post-Brawl 5 third parties that should have been in Brawl over him: Mega Man, Simon Belmont, Ryu, Banjo-Kazooie and Hero)

Mega Man 3...........introduced Proto-Man and Rush.

Majora's Mask has the Mask Transformations and i love how the game rewards you with side-stories for every sidequest, living up to its original title: "Zelda Gaiden"