Well if you where a sales man I would say you are doing quite a good job on selling me the game if I did not already own it
And on my Computer I already upgraded the RAM but that sadly is not enough I probably would have to upgrade the processor and graphics card to I suppose and well with the current costs and my knowledge regarding tech

I don't see such a bright future regarding that.
Also how my Ps2 broke before my Gameboy is a mystery to me
but it seems I had a lousy one as even back when I was a kid It often would break which was well annoying when I got back from School just to find out my Ps2 was gone again and send to the repairs again and I only had a Ps2 back then as I was not a PC gamer then....ah what fun times those where.
But at least my current Ps2 seems to be holding up quite nicely I just wished I had more space on my TV as I have to chose which I stick in WII or Ps2 to play as most of the entries a HDMI...I of course could just get my old CRT tv from my basement but I have nowhere to place it.