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[cjl8336 cjl8336]

Only one can defeat the dirt devil
Salvaged both from the dumpster, my Kirby vacuum fixing skills came in handy

 

[Clippy]

 

[X y b e r - S k u ll]

 

[Zerpina]

I don't use a vacuum cleaner...
I use a nuclear fusion reactor to vaporize the dirt.

 

[Pearly]

I have a henry XL pet hoover. Works great, can hoover the house really quick with that thing.

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Honestly, made my day

 

[Elwiwi]

Most random thread I ever seen

 

[Clippy]

I don't use a vacuum cleaner...
I use a nuclear fusion reactor to vaporize the dirt.
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I thought that would be what @G.L.a.D.O.S. does to keep Aperture Labs clean of test subjects' viscera

 

[throughdarkness]

I can't pass by a fire vacuum thread

This is my bae

 

[What's His Face]

Which one? I have 5/6:

1. An old Electrolux that I use for my deep cleaning that I inherited from my dead parents.
2. An old upright that I keep in storage that I inherited from my dead aunt.
3. An old tank vacuum I inherited from my dead grandparents.
4. A robovac that I use for daily light cleaning.
5. A handheld I use for the car and quick jobs (crumbs on the carpet, etc.).
6. A carpet cleaner that I also inherited from my dead parents.

All save the upright work great - the belt on it snapped awhile back and the wheel went flying, got mixed into the trash, and I've yet to fix it because options.

I wish people would stop dying and leaving me their freaking vacuums. I am not Asmongold ffs. I don't have nearly that amount of cash nor raw sexual charisma.

Edit: Not my Electrolux, but the same model & colour...though mine is in FAR better condition:

 

[Zerpina]

I thought that would be what @G.L.a.D.O.S. does to keep Aperture Labs clean of test subjects' viscera

Most likely, but hey, it was this or a Sex joke about Vacuums...
I took the high-ground for once

 

[MasterEn]

we used to have this kind of vacuum when i was a kid. i think the only reason that we got it is because i was playing kirby on the nes and i think the two saleswomen going door to door selling the vacuum sold me on wanting it because it shared the name as the pink eldritch horror in my game and my parents ended up buying the vacuum because of that.
i was like 5, so i don't clearly remember what exactly happened, but that's what i remember.
i found a pic of it on google.