Post Your Favorite JRPG Battle Dialogue

[Taukyrie]

Pretty much the title.

Originally, I was going to do a thread about favorite pre or post battle dialogue, specifically referring to specific lines that are said depending on how strong you were compared to your enemies or how well you did in the battle, but I thought this would leave things more open since it's honestly a thing I love about JRPGs.

Anyway, here are a few that live rent free in my head:

-Star Ocean The Second Story R- Claude's "Oh...it's these guys again." and rating the battle out of 10.

-Valkyrie Profile Lenneth- "Valkyrie, do you really need our help?"

-Tales of Berseria:
Rokurou and Eizen simultaneously telling Laphicet not to become like them.
(Velvet: Stop fooling around!) (Magilou: But I'm serious about my fooling around!)
Laphicet trying to act tough and then getting scolded by Rokurou.


There are probably others I really like but these were some of the first ones I thought of.

 

[nobitakun]

Ghaleon: "It amazes me that they ever had a chance at all. What a delightfully worthless waste of life. Tch!"

I know it's post battle, but it's one of the best sentences I ever heard in a RPG :)

 

[Clippy]

Shadow Hearts characters have a bunch of funny ones, especially Joachim in Covenant and Frank in From the New World

 

[DunkeyKong]

 

[Clippy]

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Behold, a male tsundere in his natural habitat.

 

[Taukyrie]

I know it's post battle, but it's one of the best sentences I ever heard in a RPG :)

You're good! This thread is for everything, Pre-battle, during battle, and post battle!

 

[Yousef]

 

[Taukyrie]

I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER HELPPPPPPP

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

I was gonna link the Yakuza 1 dub but nah, Chaos Wars all the way

 

[snes9x]

 

[Tonberry]

DA MAN

 

[Taukyrie]

I was gonna link the Yakuza 1 dub but nah, Chaos Wars all the way

I love bad voice acting it's so funny

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

I love the scene in FF4 where you go to the dark elf and you are like "sheet no metal..." and tellah goes "pfft just let my spells handle it"

And then the crew asses get whooped and tellah is like "ugghhhh" then edward feels like cecil in danger and plays his song and you go "i.... Need my sword" then the anti metal field is down and you slay that annoying bitch.

Another one also from FF4 has to be the when kain shows up during the battle in yang kingdom.

Oh yeah the FF6 one with the purple squid and relm acting sad that was gold.

The wc3 illidan taunting arthas saying he cant hold his ground for once.

 

[Taukyrie]

And then the crew asses get whooped and tellah is like "ugghhhh" then edward feels like cecil in danger and plays his song and you go "i.... Need my sword" then the anti metal field is down and you slay that annoying bitch.

This actually sounds like it goes hard. I love it.

 

[Bakuma1997]

NOW COME SAMURAI
PUT ON A GOOD SHOW
In a similar note, Walter's "I'll end it thus"

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

This actually sounds like it goes hard. I love it.

It does , FF4 is good

 

[zacharinolongpants]

The characters in Grandia have some goofy lines when casting spells in the English dub lol

 

[Taukyrie]

The characters in Grandia have some goofy lines when casting spells in the English dub lol

Oh? Do you have any examples? /gen

 

[Yankee]

Gotta respect the classics.