Random Post terrible ways to start a conversation

[qw90700]

Online gaming with microphone in a nutshell

And people philosophize if you are a girl or 8 years old boy lol.

 

[Octopus]

"Hello, I've played like 32 different retro Marvel games and I will now talk about them at great detail at you." Somehow, it's never worked for me.

 

[Bonkers225]

"Hello my name is " ", and I'm a racist. But I'm one of the good ones. How are you?

 

[moonbits]

do you like videogames?

 

[X y b e r - S k u ll]

"I just shit myself"

 

[Don Patch]

*Sticks nose into one's hair*

*Sniffs HARD*

"Ah, I thought it was you!"

 

[Rox00]

I can just imagine a Persona style Sonic game where you can have Sonic date any girl but if you date all of them at once, you get the funny ending.
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It would be amusing to see that kind of ending, especially if it follows the Persona format where the MC usually gets in huge trouble after lol.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Hope you don't mind that my kid is here

 

[Burzuru]

"oh hey, babe" *farts loudly*

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

"I don't want to get political, but...".

 

[Segadude113]

*Sticks nose into one's hair*

*Sniffs HARD*

"Ah, I thought it was you!"

it's my new shampoo