Poorly describe a video game...

[Nidoking's icon Nidoking Nidoking]

...and other people try to guess what it is. Only rule is not saying the name of the game (obviously.)

I'll start us with an easy one:

An old man keeps biting people and getting all of his friends to bite people so Conan the Barbarian and his family have to don bondage gear and beat the elder until he goes back to sleep.

 

[King Koopa's iconKing Koopa]

A group of environmentalists try to save the planet from a man with mommy issues.

 

[Lee__Kanker]

Woman was trying to enjoy her night out but an ugly stalker and his friends wont leave her alone
At least she meets a cutie

 

[ATenderLad]

...and other people try to guess what it is. Only rule is not saying the name of the game (obviously.)

I'll start us with an easy one:

An old man keeps biting people and getting all of his friends to bite people so Conan the Barbarian and his family have to don bondage gear and beat the elder until he goes back to sleep.

Castlevania.

A group of environmentalists try to save the planet from a man with mommy issues.

Final Fantasy 7 (and probably a lot of RPG's, you often save the natural world from Oedipal dudes.

Woman was trying to enjoy her night out but an ugly stalker and his friends wont leave her alone
At least she meets a cutie

....I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Resident Evil 3: Nemesis?

 

[Lee__Kanker]

Castlevania.

Final Fantasy 7 (and probably a lot of RPG's, you often save the natural world from Oedipal dudes.

....I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Resident Evil 3: Nemesis?

Im surprised you got it right on the first try

 

[ATenderLad]

Im surprised you got it right on the first try

Shit, me too.

...it's a dog catching a car situation though, just realized I'm an idiot for staying up this late. Sorry, someone else go!

 

[King Koopa's iconKing Koopa]

Castlevania.

Final Fantasy 7 (and probably a lot of RPG's, you often save the natural world from Oedipal dudes.

....I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Resident Evil 3: Nemesis?

Correct

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

A high school student fights the wicked witch of the east and her simp.

 

[Lee__Kanker]

Theres two old men beating each other up and injecting one another with syringes on top of a tanker ship
The music's not bad

 

[Deleted member 884]

A guy try to save a blonde girl from a brute hairy being, sometimes using a hammer, while jumping.

 

[0megaron]

Angry four armed guy refuse to die

 

[Yorkmorgan]

Theres two old men beating each other up and injecting one another with syringes on top of a tanker ship
The music's not bad

Mgs4 guns of the patriot

 

[RageBurner]

A high school student fights the wicked witch of the east and her simp.

Final Fantasy 8?

 

[Deleted member 121503]

A group of eccentrically-dressed teenagers enters inside old people and causes them blood circulation issues

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

Final Fantasy 8?

Correct!

Post automatically merged: Feb 19, 2025

A group of eccentrically-dressed teenagers enters inside old people and causes them blood circulation issues

Persona 5?

 

[Deleted member 121503]

Persona 5?

Correct lol

 

[RageBurner]

Correct lol

That's a surprisingly accurate description of any Persona game past number 2 actually.

Post automatically merged: Feb 19, 2025

Angry four armed guy refuse to die

Ashura's Wrath?

 

[Deleted member 121503]

That's a surprisingly accurate description of any Persona game past number 2 actually.

Omg it actually fits lol

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

That's a surprisingly accurate description of any Persona game past number 2 actually.

Wait, you're right lol

 

[Nidoking's icon Nidoking Nidoking]

Muscle baby throw pigs into butts.

 

[RetroLuvr]

people with daddy issues kill a dictator

 

[Tbest25]

A group of environmentalists try to save the planet from a man with mommy issues.

Damn, you did FF7 dirty lol. But good one nonetheless.

 

[Tr4sh_Kun]

Four orphans go on a journey to save the world from a guy throwing a tantrum over his inheritance

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

Four orphans go on a journey to save the world from a guy throwing a tantrum over his inheritance

Final Fantasy 3?

 

[Yorkmorgan]

Man tries to be hero but everyone basically dies or will die in a few days thanks to him