Poorly describe a video game...

[Captain Murphy]

Weird ass ninja runs through the city streets holding up/threatening afro-gingers with mustaches ('afro-gingers with mustaches' was my alternative-rock bands name in high school) and saving all teh childrens with a bumping beat going on in the background. There is a large man whose name is akin to very smol who tries to throw rocks on your head.

 

[jankusanagi jankusanagi]

One guy recruits over a hundred people for his fight.

 

[_-_AceDragon_-_]

One guy recruits over a hundred people for his fight.

Metal gear solid 5? Peace walker?

 

[Frickinfrik]

Cars speed down the freeway and go boom.

 

[Captain Murphy]

One guy recruits over a hundred people for his fight.

Suikoden

 

[Bakuma1997]

A baseball loving kid goes to remember the lyrics of a evil conqueror's lullaby with help of a pyrokynetic girl and a nerd

 

[jankusanagi jankusanagi]

Suikoden

That's the one!

 

[StuPickles]

Local tree ruins everything

 

[Dyne]

A baseball loving kid goes to remember the lyrics of a evil conqueror's lullaby with help of a pyrokynetic girl and a nerd

Earthbound?

 

[Bakuma1997]

Earthbound?

Close, which one?

 

[_-_AceDragon_-_]

A grown adult sneaks around at night in pyjamas, killing everything except cats.

 

[Tr4sh_Kun]

A knight goes to war, his house gets framed for the assasination of a prince and he gets cucked before being sentenced to death and now his son has to clean up his father's name

 

[TerrySaw]

A man's killing spree is frequently interrupted by chores and bathroom breaks.

 

[gothic soda]

killer robot fights a witch and her toaster

 

[Michael Frank]

Local tree ruins everything

This has to be FFV

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A man's killing spree is frequently interrupted by chores and bathroom breaks.

No More Heroes, and also, it could be any of them by the way.

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Man considers cheating on his longtime girlfriend with a younger flirtatious woman and also he has to learn to be Mario in his sleep with some friendly and not so friendly animals

I'm gonna guess this man's whole career...
Catherine.

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Man's got his ride shoot down by those damned alien bastards!

 

[Frickinfrik]

A girl wants to kill another girl after a “game of golf” went horribly wrong.

 

[LiberoVulpesLiberoVulpes's icon]

Man wants a crumb of holy coochie, keeps getting cockblocked by vampires.

 

[Deleted member 884]

A red haired guy get stranded on a island after a monster's attack that caused the ship where he was a passenger on to get dragged to the bottom of the sea. There he will have to gather every member lost on the island.

 

[FlameSpice]

Brothers fight each others but with monsters

 

[jankusanagi jankusanagi]

Man's got his ride shoot down by those damned alien bastards!

Duke Nukem!!

 

[Darkjackal248]

...and other people try to guess what it is. Only rule is not saying the name of the game (obviously.)

I'll start us with an easy one:

An old man keeps biting people and getting all of his friends to bite people so Conan the Barbarian and his family have to don bondage gear and beat the elder until he goes back to sleep.

Castlevania

Here is mine
Friend keeps trying to one up you and fight him at a top of a tower with world ending creatures.

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A group of environmentalists try to save the planet from a man with mommy issues.

Final Fantasy

 

[jankusanagi jankusanagi]

A red haired guy get stranded on a island after a monster's attack that caused the ship where he was a passenger on to get dragged to the bottom of the sea. There he will have to gather every member lost on the island.

Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana.

 

[Sheepy765]

Four kids have to touch rocks and stop a rain cloud or something idfk.

 

[Deleted member 884]

Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana.

Yeah, right.

 

[Bakuma1997]

A man's killing spree is frequently interrupted by chores and bathroom breaks.

No More Heroes