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Listen everyone, Pasta is infinitely better than any non-meat food, and i will show you how it is the Shadow of grain based food
And it isn't even their final form, only in Italy you can find hundred of variants
2) IS FREN WITH ANY CONDIMENT
By itself, pasta is simply dough you boil, but even if you simply eat it still satisfactory to eat, even if your weak Euclidian tastebuds can't take its flavor, you can accompany it with various components
Beef? Grind it and mix it
Tomatoes? Mash them and pour them above or put the mall together in a broth
Fish? Mix them all with mayo
Ham? Dice it, add cream and down the hatch
Peanut butter?... what the he...?
CHEESE? OF COURSE YOU CAN
3) SLOW DIGESTION
It's slow digestion means its protection will stay longer in your body, its calorie content will kepp you well fed until supper or lunch depending of when you dine it, due to how is made, pasta also lacks sodium excess than, say, plain beef, so you body is safe, also yo ucan cook it in Holy Water to keep yourself safe of demons in a long while
4) EASY TO COOK
All those wacky procedures to make bread? Non existent here, heck, ramen noodles can be simply boiled, seasoned at taste and there you go, all you need is know how to boil water and operate a clock, while you are at it, you can praise the God of Italian cuisine
Yes, he cooks pizza, but he praises Spaghetti, heck, is literally part of his name
5) SAVED THE WORLD
Who gave his life to save Earth of the Eclipse cannon? A humble Raviolli
Who invented the vaccines? Three maccaronis in a labcoat
Who toppled the Berlin Wall? A Fussili spinning until it was mere rubble
Who saved Area Zero of Ragnarok? A tiny humble star pasta bowl
Pasta is not only tasty, easy to make and uniquelly shaped, is the reason why humanity still thrives
6) IS A PARADOX
IN CONCLUSION PASTA NEEDS TO BE PRAISED AND ANYONE THAT OPPOSES THE TRUTH OF INSTANT RAMEN WILL BE SENT TO TO THE SHADOW REALM
- CAN TAKE MANY FORMS
And it isn't even their final form, only in Italy you can find hundred of variants
2) IS FREN WITH ANY CONDIMENT
By itself, pasta is simply dough you boil, but even if you simply eat it still satisfactory to eat, even if your weak Euclidian tastebuds can't take its flavor, you can accompany it with various components
Beef? Grind it and mix it
Tomatoes? Mash them and pour them above or put the mall together in a broth
Fish? Mix them all with mayo
Ham? Dice it, add cream and down the hatch
Peanut butter?... what the he...?
CHEESE? OF COURSE YOU CAN
3) SLOW DIGESTION
It's slow digestion means its protection will stay longer in your body, its calorie content will kepp you well fed until supper or lunch depending of when you dine it, due to how is made, pasta also lacks sodium excess than, say, plain beef, so you body is safe, also yo ucan cook it in Holy Water to keep yourself safe of demons in a long while
4) EASY TO COOK
All those wacky procedures to make bread? Non existent here, heck, ramen noodles can be simply boiled, seasoned at taste and there you go, all you need is know how to boil water and operate a clock, while you are at it, you can praise the God of Italian cuisine
Yes, he cooks pizza, but he praises Spaghetti, heck, is literally part of his name
5) SAVED THE WORLD
Who gave his life to save Earth of the Eclipse cannon? A humble Raviolli
Who invented the vaccines? Three maccaronis in a labcoat
Who toppled the Berlin Wall? A Fussili spinning until it was mere rubble
Who saved Area Zero of Ragnarok? A tiny humble star pasta bowl
Pasta is not only tasty, easy to make and uniquelly shaped, is the reason why humanity still thrives
6) IS A PARADOX
IN CONCLUSION PASTA NEEDS TO BE PRAISED AND ANYONE THAT OPPOSES THE TRUTH OF INSTANT RAMEN WILL BE SENT TO TO THE SHADOW REALM
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