Obscure Japanese Exclusive Kusoges

[Deleted member 171852]

I hate having fun. Recommend me obscure Japanese exclusives Kusoges(that have not been patched to English) that no one knows about so i force myself to suffer make a review about it

(pic unrelated, kinda)

 

[bigstinkie]

クリスタルクエスト

 

[fake-kun]

Ganso Saiyuuki Super Monkey Daibouken.

To give you an idea of how bad it is, it has loading screens despite being a Famicom cartridge game.

 

[Deleted member 171852]

クリスタルクエスト

Can you give more references for this? My non existent Japanese knowledge couldn't pinpoint what game is this and i didn't know where to find it lmao

 

[Viviana Santos]

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[Deleted member 171852]

Ganso Saiyuuki Super Monkey Daibouken.

To give you an idea of how bad it is, it has loading screens despite being a Famicom cartridge game.

oh this one is quite well known isn't it. If i recall Arino played it in Game Center CX. I will put on my list anyways.

 

[bigstinkie]

Can you give more references for this? My non existent Japanese knowledge couldn't pinpoint what game is this and i didn't know where to find it lmao

oh i have made queer assumptions

クリスタルクエスト crystal quest for computer systems
it is a bit of a tongue in cheek recommendation as the control scheme is essentially broken on any modern computer systems so it will be extremely frustrating to play

 

[Deleted member 171852]

oh i have made queer assumptions
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クリスタルクエスト crystal quest for computer systems
it is a bit of a tongue in cheek recommendation as the control scheme is essentially broken on any modern computer systems so it will be extremely frustrating to play

Even better then, its on my list.

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I'm noticing a pattern in artstyle and how kusoge a game is lmao

 

[UnDubious]

Ancient Roman has a full English patch, though. I've played maybe an hour and a half of it, it really does suck. Ear piercing music too.

 

[GoodWall_533]

I yearn for the day when this gets an english translation. This isn't exactly obscure but its an absolute classic shitfest of a game.

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

Just scroll through the old Japanese computers
Or alternatively

 

[Zerohour2k12]

Does booby games count as kusoge? if so, the only ones I played according to my Gamefaqs list(how I keep track of games I finished) are these.

They All have pretty Solid Combat tbh. Charming in their own way too!
And I know some other ones from watching GuileWinQuote...

As for exclusives I dunno if these are kusoge but.

 

[UnDubious]

If they have solid combat they aren't kusoge, unless you're a hater.
I like the Simple 2000 series of budget games for the PS2, but only a few are actually good, objectively speaking. So if you're looking for bad games, do NOT play Splatter Master, Yakuza Fury, The Adventures of Darwin, or All Star Fighters. Even that Sailor Uniform Maid with a gun game is kind of decent. Zombie Virus is a bit dull but it has its moments. But you've got upwards of 100 other games to try in the Simple line. And honestly, even the good ones can be rough/janky initially.

 

[Bonkers225]

Kubitori Dolls Retriever

 

[NeonKnights]

Maka Maka

 

[Adrastia]

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I need to get around to trying this. I keep forgetting it exists.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

I only know very lewd and potentially questionable kusoge eroge games..damn!
Bahamut Lagoon? It has THAT infamous ending
Escape from Bug island on the Wii, i thought it was made in the west but its actually made by Spike

 

[Eclipse14]

Hoshi wo Miru Hito for the Famicom. A car crash from the second you hit Start.

 

[UnDubious]

I only know very lewd and potentially questionable kusoge eroge games..damn!
Bahamut Lagoon? It has THAT infamous ending
Escape from Bug island on the Wii, i thought it was made in the west but its actually made by Spike

Bahamut Lagoon is pretty good, what do you mean?

 

[Deleted member 171852]

If they have solid combat they aren't kusoge, unless you're a hater.
I like the Simple 2000 series of budget games for the PS2, but only a few are actually good, objectively speaking. So if you're looking for bad games, do NOT play Splatter Master, Yakuza Fury, The Adventures of Darwin, or All Star Fighters. Even that Sailor Uniform Maid with a gun game is kind of decent. Zombie Virus is a bit dull but it has its moments. But you've got upwards of 100 other games to try in the Simple line. And honestly, even the good ones can be rough/janky initially.

Simple 2000 might be simple or weird or janky but i think they are mostly fun.

Does booby games count as kusoge? if so, the only ones I played according to my Gamefaqs list(how I keep track of games I finished) are these.
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They All have pretty Solid Combat tbh. Charming in their own way too!
And I know some other ones from watching GuileWinQuote...

As for exclusives I dunno if these are kusoge but.
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There is a ton of good boobie games lmao, not really a criteria to define a game being a kusoge, but thanks for the recommendations.

I only know very lewd and potentially questionable kusoge eroge games..damn!
Bahamut Lagoon? It has THAT infamous ending
Escape from Bug island on the Wii, i thought it was made in the west but its actually made by Spike

Ohohoho Escape From Bug Island is a thing, i remember watching someone playing this game once, i think it was in Vinesauce. It looks like a game that would be very fucked to play on emulator with a generic third-party controller.

 

[EcchiL0verMan]

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I yearn for the day when this gets an english translation. This isn't exactly obscure but its an absolute classic shitfest of a game.

i was JUST thinking of this too lol beaten me to the punch!

but i do know of one that'll frustrate you to no end

Capcom produced too (why), awful and confusing ass combat system... rage quitted so hard and never bothered with it since.

 

[snackcannon]

you hate yourself that much? you hate having fun? well, enjoy the greatest dungeon crawler known to man

edit: i just remembered you asked for non-eng patched, but fuck you, y'know? lol

 

[soulsas]