Forum Game Object vs boss: The epicest showdown ever

[Bakuma1997]

The rules are simple: The last boss you in a videogame you defeated wants you dead, your only weapon is the object on your left and your right, are you hosed or you will make it? good luck

Boss i will defend myself of:
Venus Guardian (With Hard Mode Medal)

Object on left: my phone and a fairytale book
Object on right: A plastic glass of water and a lamp
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Well, it's a flower so i guess the book, being hardcase is overkill

 

[χKai]

I am already terrified.

Only thing to ny left is an ashtray, and my right

Well, if I look far enough it's a cool bat I was given, with a mario-mushroom looking handle! Obviously it has amazing stats.
The most immediate thing in front of me and slightly to the right is a Nintendo Switch Pro Controller, so that won't cut it. I could never treat such a valuable piece of equipment in such barbaric manner. The bat will have to do.

I might beat him, but he does have the ability to punch the fuck out of people like he did to Sue.