Random Lunar Capital Tax Day!

[ZEGA ZONIC]

The [LUNARIAN DEFENSE CORPS] is requiring the citizens of [Retro Game Talk] to pay taxes.
A minimum of $5.00 earth dollars or 10lbs of carrots is needed.

 

[Clippy]

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Good thing I'm not apart of that group of weirdos

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I believe these will work ?

 

[JustLooking123]

Be aware that a 19.5% tax will be applied to the mentioned tax and will be withheld by this site before your payment is sent.

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Dang it, there goes my gooning allowance!

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Be aware that a 19.5% tax will be applied to the mentioned tax and will be withheld by this site before your payment is sent.

By the way, you don't have to pay the tax at all.

 

[JustLooking123]

By the way, you don't have to pay the tax at all.

Going soft in the middle of your tax-collecting duty? Unforgivable!
However, as a Lunarian Defense Corps Soldier, you are not allowed to take back your words either...
It can't be helped... just add another 1% to everyone else's tax... take the amount of my tax from it, and deliver the rest to me as your punishmental payment.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Going soft in the middle of your tax-collecting duty? Unforgivable!
However, as a Lunarian Defense Corps Soldier, you are not allowed to take back your words either...
It can't be helped... just add another 1% to everyone else's tax... take the amount of my tax from it, and deliver the rest to me as your punishmental payment.

I can pay you in hugs & eyedrops.

 

[Clippy]

Going soft in the middle of your tax-collecting duty? Unforgivable!
However, as a Lunarian Defense Corps Soldier, you are not allowed to take back your words either...
It can't be helped... just add another 1% to everyone else's tax... take the amount of my tax from it, and deliver the rest to me as your punishmental payment.

Don't you dare enable him.
Also,

your punishmental payment

The word you're looking for is 'punitive'
Guess I can't escape my teaching past sometimes.

 

[RomaniMajorasMask]

You'll have to pry the tax-dollars from my cold dead hands, you stupid rabbits!
I'll have you know- all MY money goes to ethical sources, not war-mongering! The Lake Fairy Crew, the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the Divine Spirit Mausoleum, and- of course- the Bunbunmaru Newspaper!
Sure. The LFC may be a gang, the SDM is packed with a little girl vampire terrorist, the DSM may have tried to burn down a place of worship, and the BN is... ran by Aya. But they're all good in nature!
The rabbits gotta go!

 

[JustLooking123]

I can pay you in hugs & eyedrops.

Err... i guess we can negotiate...
Um... yes... you can pay Clippy in my place!

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Err... i guess we can negotiate...

Don't be nervous. I'm a harmless moon rabbit.

 

[JustLooking123]

You'll have to pry the tax-dollars from my cold dead hands, you stupid rabbits!
I'll have you know- all MY money goes to ethical sources, not war-mongering! The Lake Fairy Crew, the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the Divine Spirit Mausoleum, and- of course- the Bunbunmaru Newspaper!
Sure. The LFC may be a gang, the SDM is packed with a little girl vampire terrorist, the DSM may have tried to burn down a place of worship, and the BN is... ran by Aya. But they're all good in nature!
The rabbits gotta go!

By the way, you can officially advertise your objection by paying 16.7% of the mentioned payment to the mentioned sources... and another optional 7% for extra visibility.

Don't be nervous. I'm a harmless moon rabbit.

Um... hey @RomaniMajorasMask! You'll be happy to hear about the new plans that suddenly became available!
Free advertisement, plus 3% income once you gain enough followers!

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

We have free food if you pay!

 

[χKai]

I Tax Collectors

 

[Cosmiken]

My liege, if you continue to tax the common folk in this matter, the peasants will break into open revolt. I implore you to reconsider.