Forum Game Let's Write a Story

[Kamako]

Inspired by neromero's Word game, I thought it'd be fun to try writing a story together.

General structure:

- Feel free to add one or more sentences. As long as it all ends with a full-stop.

- Be descriptive. Avoid saying "Suddenly, a thing happened". Tell us what you see. Example: "Suddenly, a fierce and hungry lion leapt out of the shadows with snarled teeth".

- Try not to write an ending, especially too early. Let it flow :)

Post automatically merged: Feb 27, 2025

I'll start :)

Diary of a Traveller

In my journeys across these lands I have seen such wondrous sights, met people from so many walks of life, and have been told countless legendary stories. This one might be my favourite:

Once upon a time, there was a Soldier.

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Who’s on his way home after the war ended.

 

[Kamako]

The casualties had been staggering, upwards of 18,000 souls snuffed out in a single day.

 

[Krazy Kat]

most of them were killed by a head shot

 

[Kamako]

The accuracy of the D99 unmanned strike force was a morbid marvel of military science.
The Soldier had barely escaped the carnage. They had already crossed 16 miles of hard terrain, and corpses still littered the landscape.

 

[Deleted member 99901]

If only he could get home, to his parents, to his friends, to her. Black clouds gathered around those mountains of death bringing blood rain like tears. A bath for the vultures as they fed. Hope might spirit the young soldier onward; fate issued a full stop. He looked at his arm again. No amount of water washed away the mutations - bubbling sores and discolorations. A slow ticking timebomb and a reminder of his own mortality. He moved forward toward a uncertain fate.

 

[Kamako]

The Soldiers eyes, heavy though they were, darted and danced rapidly across his surroundings. Only once he could be certain no soldiers lie wait in ambush did he dare cast a fleeting glance upwards towards the pale rose sky.

Lunar moons Kyuss and Ruuj peered back down at him, their star-pocked surfaces grinning craggy obsidian smiles. Their light would soon desert him. The briefest survey of the stars completed, and the Soldier had re-aligned himself with the Eastward Safitella.

His gaze descended to meet the slick mercurial surface running the length of his forearm. Thinly leaking streams hissed back at him with a frothy effervescence. He knew it was only a matter of hours before amputation became unavoidable.

He marched on.

 

[Deleted member 231262]

then he saw in a fat short man, dress all in yellow in the road............ it was WARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Kamako]

The Soldier froze. There was nowhere to leap for cover. He was totally exposed. How had he let himself be blindsided by this corpulent figure and his stunning yellow attire? The Soldier recalled the myriad stories he had heard of this creature's escapades: "The Scourge of the Mushroom Kingdom", a veritable master of disguise whose anger was surpassed only by a covetous love of gold.

The shambling figure accelerated his approach, until he was little more than three feet away from the Soldier, before arriving at a dead stop. As the man in yellow opened his mouth to speak, his bulbous bruised nose twitched, sending a ripple passing through his sharpened moustache.

"IT'S A ME, WARIOOOOOOO!"

 

[Antihero]

On his off days, the soldier likes to spend his day by watching hentai and fapping all night.

 

[Kamako]

On his off days, the soldier likes to spend his day by watching hentai and fapping all night.

Wario and The Soldier decided to start fapping right there in the middle of the road. One stood, one bent over on all fours.

 

[Antihero]

Wario and The Soldier decided to start fapping right there in the middle of the road. One stood, one bent over on all fours.

One of the soldier's main rivals decides to secretly record them fapping together, so that he could blackmail them and gain an advantage on the battlefield.

 

[Kamako]

The Soldier and Wario's fapping frenzy was broadcast to every home on the surface world. Two armies were created: The standing gooner squad vs the grounded Wolfjacker squad. The fight for the last of the world's hentai had begun

 

[Aisf]

The standing gooner squad made a tower of gooners. The tower was 20 feet tall, 600 gooners all standing upright staring down at the ground, their gooner energy radiating around them.

 

[Deleted member 99901]

Gooners and mayonnaise all around, blinding the soldier in a wave of heat and madness. How did he get to this point? What did it wall mean? Wiping the sweat from his brow, possibly cum, he nervously reached for his wallet, a festive alligator-skin thing covered in man juice. With a careful tug he freed his metro card. Eyes forward he looked upon a massive chain link fence to the urban metro. It was a refuge of homeless and tricks, people trying to survive this war battered reality. It was his destination. An underworld of danger and promise. Behind him he could still hear the violent and aroused cries of Mario's nemesis weaving a new web of man sauce.

 

[AxeHammer]

Right after stepping into the metro he was approached by a bald jittery man, he was tall, pale and malnourished with an insane glint in his eye. Little did the soldier know that he just had encountered the evil knife guy...

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Fortunately, the evil knife guy was merely the name his parents chose for him, he was actually a reasonable fellow, and wanted someone to go to the circus with.

 

[Aisf]

So he and the evil knife guy went to the circus and they saw the tigers dance with tap shoes on and as they danced the circus set on fire, by the standing gooner squad. He and the evil knife guy took out their sharp sticks and cummed everywhere which made the fire slow down. They were hanging out as men do.

 

[Antihero]

Together with his new friend (bald man) the soldier went to the circus, they had a great time there, enjoying every show the circus had to offer. The soldier's life was becoming normal again, they were so happy enjoying spending time together that they didn't even realize that it is night and the circus is about to be closed, so they ran for the exit. While they were walking to home something fell out of the bald man's bag, the soldier asked, "what is it?" the bald man replied it is just a "pipe wrench" that I use for my work, After hearing that, the soldier was petrified, his fears became true, in that exact moment he realized who that bald man is, he is none other than everyone's favorite plumber, doctor, electrician, lawyer, etc.... He is JOHNNY THE ONE AND ONLY.

 

[Deleted member 99901]

It was time for a dance-off.

 

[Krazy Kat]

Baldman is also known as johnny a.k.a big brody, he is searching for tyrone. tyrone however is responsible for kidnapping and raping the soldier wife while on mission

 

[Kamako]

As the Soldier left the Big Top with Baldman (a.k.a Johnny a k.a Big Brody a.k.a Baldilocks), he spots Tyrone in the bustling crowd. Fuelled by rage, he mows down countless innocent bystanders to reach Tyrone, with Baldilocks in hot pursuit. Baldilocks and the Soldier, now equipped with a cyborg arm, tag team Tyrone, forming an Eiffel Tower. The crowd cheers in delight. Wario looked on, shedding a single tear of joy. Tyrone joins the party.

They marched on.

 

[Deleted member 99901]

The sky darkened and cold winds blew as eerie black portals opened above. The cheering crowd fell silent, drawing back from the horror. The soldier cursed their misfortune. Tyrone shouted to the heavens "this is just like that scene in that Mortal Kombat movie".

 

[happymasksalesman happymasksalesman]

Wario head from n64 come to save the soldier,but instead of blessing,he curse the soldier one more time. He turn to stone! He though he is done but....

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

He had an Anti-petrification potion! It was... in his other pants pocket...