3DS [LET'S PLAY] FE Fates: Revelation, starring you! Episode 6: God help us

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in 2015 (tecnically 2016 in the US but who's counting) they made a game called fire emblem fates and my life was forever changed for the worse
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where... was I? Oh right, fuga

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Still cannot hit him oh my god. in between every picture imagine me bitching about this again because I don't feel like typying all that out

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Kamui gets blown upwards so I don't have to deal with the reinforcements on the bottom left platform

This is unrelated but why is the wind tribe logo a wolf??? couldn't Intsys shell out for at least a logo for them? amateur.


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Dual katana is a pretty great weapon especially considering that I'm going to have to go up against some ninjas pretty soon who have real stats. Doubled and inverted weapon triangle is an excellent niche to have on hand

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Bee shoots this spearman while staying in amaterasu range


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I want to leave so bad man

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Wait i got paid this rules
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"Wa-hah! A payment for little old me? perhaps I shall use such a conference to purchase some delightful weaponry, or yonder, some sort of SEAL which a MASTER could USE in the ITEM MENU. Or something. I don't really have an established bit yet so I'm sort of just saying whaever and hoping it'll catch on. How's everyone doing tonight anyway? It's really a pleasure to be here on this corrinquest with everyone."

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Yousef is still weirdly low level despite choking the point for so long. I'll have to fix that

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Almost.... There....


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Uh oh PDG's lethality kicks in but for some reason my 3ds isnt rendering the cool visual effect right. so uh heres a video of what its supposed to look like

pretty sweet huh? I don't have a bit about this this game has some pretty nice looking animations despite in my opinion the 3d models looking kind of bad under scrutiny

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Dentist is in her flop era

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Samus gets a decidedly very un-samus but still good level


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HES STILL NOT DEAD OH MY GOD

Promoted enemies in Rev being *REALLY HARD* will become very apparent starting in chapter 11


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Bee levells off of chip damage from shooting fuga (not pictured)


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PDG can we please speed this up

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Korin


please




end this

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she did it



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and got an okay level off it too
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Before I finish this level I just like to say, looks really nice I really love the aesthetic!
I think it looks really great, I really love the walkways over the valley, I love all the cool stone pillars of various different makes and models, I think the wind bill up in the corner looks really nice, I like the suggestion of like a larger area off to the side.

this is a really nice looking map and I don't feel like a lot of people like this map? (Mostly because the non-Corrins version of it kind of sucks in Rev) but I do I really do enjoy this level and especially its version in conquest. A lot of people really really dislike the conquest version but I think it's a really good level that comes at a great time in the game to give you a difficulty spike, but even then it more comes from positioning and like, using a little bit of brain power than just smashing things (the way we did in this level)




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Anyway let's GT the FO we have snow to shovel

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"well you beat my ass so who's to say if your aimless prognosticating was right or wrong. who cares even. I don't. I'm noteven a real person. Who am I? I'm just some dude. who cares. Not even mad. You go ahead on to elsewhere i'm just gonna sit the fuck down right here and go about my day"
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"dude are you like alright you seemed really gung ho about this whole fight when we started it."
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"Yeah man I'm fine im not upset at all I dont need anything right now im just not even gonna tell you all the things I know about the Yato you wield and how the 4 dragons of whatever the fuck hold the key to unlock its true power or whatever it is I was on about in conquest. Who cares. Go ask Izana I kind of forget what I even say in this cutscene because I'm like a week removed from playing this level and I forgot what asinine bit I was going to run during it."

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"Fuga you're not yourself when you're hungry. have a snickers"


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"better?"

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"Better!"


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ough i need him so bad



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who said that




CHAPTER 10: KAMUI AND THE SIGMA GRINDSET

Well that was a hell of a long one hopefully the next one wont make me take a break from recording episodes for like a week and a half right



hahahahahahahaha


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well might as well get things over with. Dentist gets some of her orthodontic tools forged up


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and PDG gets a hell of a nice pizza cutter. Nothing else much happens between maps aside from I think buying some more staves

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"If theres one thing I love, its respecting the boundaries of unaffiliated city states during a regional conflict!"

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"I also think this but in a much more mysterious way then you do"

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"what"


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Why hello there its me an evil clown
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"Egads and bygods! A most tempestuous jester?! We shall have to battle it out in this funhouse of twisted jokes and japes!"
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"Oh my gosh the nohrian army is here! and theyre taking hostage a religious leader? how gauche I will not stand for such a thing

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King Garon's iconic Ice Bomb that he's known for having! It's his down-b in smash bros I hear

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you will NEVER be him


welp, time to get going, and let me say: if there's one thing I love, it's being able to field all my units on this ma-

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huh

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"nah man fuck that I got metroid DNA. if I go in the cold I just straight up die for real. Didn't you play metroid fusion??"
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"I'm also gonna sit this one out. Sensitive teeth yknow?"


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"Can you guys please be so for real"





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uuuuugh

uuuuuuuuuugh


uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh


whatever



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Since we don't have our A -Team for this mission I bought some tonics for the new girls to pump up their strength and defenses

we do NOT want to be down on corrins midway through this map



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as you can see from the minimap Zola is up in the corner and we need to punch our way through the magic snowbanks to get up to him. there are enemies hiding in the snow. sounds simple, right? We only really have to cleave a way over to the boss and we get to ignore everyone else right?


right?




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yeah every single mook enemy hidden in the ice has a droppable item

including one of every stat booster. and free weapons to use for forging. and don't forget: We're low on money in Rev until like chapter 17!

sigh.


We're going to collect every item
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I suppose corrinnort will get his chance to appear another day ::sadkirby

but on another not good job on getting thru fuga's infuriating ride. and good luck snow shoveling, honestly i personally think this map is overhated
 
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We’re going to be having to handle an extremely low ratio of enemies per turn here so strap in for some EXTREMELY ENGAGING CORRIN GAMING

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No not like that!


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Please end this man Korin we have a lot to get through




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Theyre not even strong theyre just incredibly lucrative timewasters







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Korin opens up a hole in the snow but since I don’t magically know where every enemy is and what class they are I can’t plan ahead to get my units into position for winning matchups. Fun!

Also I don’t see that the space left of the mercenary is open so Bee is about to eat a hit


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“ My word! An ever-ensworded attack from a contemptuous professional solder! However am I to defend myself from such an agonizing assault?!”

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“Woooagh sword guy”




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Me too, ellipse



Me too


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I bust open a hole in the upper right to make some room but everything’s worse now. Shite. I’m not in much danger but caution is always an ally. It’s at this point that I pull up the map so I don’t have to deal with this anymore

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this has genuinely stopped fazing me



By the by, did you know that fates RNG is truly fucked up? im completely serious read this page


and this blogpost


and tell me that intsys aren't some 9th-dimensional brain wizards for coming up with this. The best part? even as recent as FE Engage from 2023 decides to use this formula! (this is one of the many reasons why it's the best game in the series but I digress)



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Bee is proving herself to be the quiet quitter of the 2nd Batch of corrins



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PDG finishes off these goons. In for a penny in for a pounding, I always say. This had better be financially worth it. For the corrins, I mean, I myself have a strong financial backing in KevinsCoin.


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Oh my god we’re not even halfway done yet
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I suppose corrinnort will get his chance to appear another day ::sadkirby

but on another not good job on getting thru fuga's infuriating ride. and good luck snow shoveling, honestly i personally think this map is overhated
dont tell nobody but its not actually that bad a map it just makes for good material to have something to bitch about
::raymanknows



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Armors are normally kind of threatening in fates but this early armorslayer will keep us able to one round them for some time. Thanks PDG!



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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh


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We could finish this now but that’s leaving money on the table

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“And if there’s one thing I love, it’s cleaning my plate!”

Yes, despite it not mattering much the sigma grindset compels me to go down through the bottom left of the map to get that sweet sweet cash that will not end up making any kind of significant difference in my arsenal or my playthrough. Because nothing’s ever good enough for a guy like me



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This



Guy



Is the bane of so many reddit comments sections. His crit is real and it CAN hurt you, especially if you aren’t expecting 1-2 range criticals suddenly jumping down your throat.

also, please note the nice spot in the upper left corner of this snow are we're in where we'll plonk down Bee later to 2 range enemy phase out zola's goons

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“ey fuggyamotha pal, where I’m from we rally luck on guys twice your size and three times your clout”

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”… can she say that…?”

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“I love teaching girls new swears”
 

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I believe in Yousef! Err, I mean, myself!
 
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Go home, Johnny


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Moving down the left we run into some cavalry goons. Theyre nothing to me, but damn if they cant take a nasty bite out of Korin



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Just keep moving. Just keep moving.


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Actually a pretty nice korin level. More res is always good


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”grrrrrraaaaaaaaah 3% stabby stabby pizza sword chop deluxe! With a Twist!”

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“What’s the twist?”

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“wouldn’t you like to know”


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I love speed stats and all but the day I get a strength stat above 14 im popping champagne

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Ellipse is lowkey serving reliable heals and great positional stat buffs. What a girlboss

I then make my way through the middle and spend like 5 minutes crossreferencing to make sure I didn’t leave behind any enemies with statboosters. I didn’t take any screenshots of this because it would be indecipherable what I’m doing in them


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With the top left chokepoint established where people can only attack me from 2 range, Bee gets to flex her tomebreaker a little bit



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We makin it out of the deeprealms with this one


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Yousef! Strike down this contemptuous booboo bear and let me see my kids again


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If I missed something, I don’t care
::fire
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Its over we can play the real game again… although lowkey this level wasn’t actually that bad. Its fun to make fun of but it wasn’t super hard nor was it horribly long if you don’t go out of your way to grab all the items, and you even get a dump of statboosters to use as you see fit


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Zola gets stabbed in the face for wasting our time

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“Ohoho! Tis I! Izana! Local wizard and prophet”

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“hey man wsg”

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“not much tbh just chilling. Anyway im gonna ask god about what we’re supposed to do

Takumi Fire Emblem GIF - Takumi Fire Emblem Obsidian Wasp - Discover ...
“I too am in this episode”

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“Thanks. Also hi Takumi I haven’t seen you in a while”


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Hhhhrrrrrnnnggghhh



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“Ok so Takumi you should go hang out with Kamui. I don’t actually know anything about the fire emblem except that A: it has to do with the yato and B: being a centrist makes it happen. Anyway I have a heart attack to die from bye”

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“haha awesome”
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”wait what was that last part”

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(is dead)

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“oh my god


hey my phone's ringing”

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“Hey man its pretty awesome you killed the nohrian hypothermia corps. Keep up the good work, really made my day.”

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”Dad a guy just died from a heart attack in front of me after performing an arcane ritual i'm really not in the mood”

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“ oh"

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”yeah. I'm just gonna go ”

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"im still here"



NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z: THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS WILL SHAPE THE FUTURE OF ALL CORRINKIND
 

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