Forum Game Let's make a Bed-Time story!

[Nidoking's icon Nidoking Nidoking]

So I'll start a bed-time story, and the next poster will add another sentence or two to what I post, and so on.

"Once upon a time..."

 

[DragonMals]

Mario ascended form the heavens, providing pasta for the dreamer.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

The dreamer's name was Jimothy Tangerine, and he wanted more garlic.

 

[Gorse]

Instead, Mario laced the spaghetti with a cocaine-cynaide powder extract and presented it to the dreamer again, a tender smile on his furred lip.

 

[DragonMals]

he ate it, and magically turned to another mario.

 

[Antilocal123]

The first Mario died of overstimulation, but the second one still had a small portion of laced spaghetti waiting to be sold!

 

[Deleted member 231262]

So mario jump really high to the moon and sold them to them moon wizards.

 

[Raziya The Seeker]

While he was there, the moon wizards offered him, and I quote, "parmesan cheese that is literally out of this world". It was a bold claim, but they were moon wizards, and eeeeeverybody knows the moon is made of cheese. :)

 

[Antihero]

The wizards were treating Mario with utter disrespect, they were offering him cheese even though they know Mario loves mushrooms, so Mario responded angrily, he said, "Mfs, I'm Mario not your bitch Jerry! So don't you dare offer me cheese ever again!".

 

[Kamako]

Mario wrapped his pimp slapping hand around each Moon Wizard's face so ferociously that it sent them spinning off into outer space.

 

[Raziya The Seeker]

What kind of bedtime story is this inappropriateness, y'all suck

*ahem*

As the moon wizards spiraled past Pleaides, the second Mario pondered what do to next. He was stuck on the moon and while he had managed to jump there, he soon realized jumping anywhere else would be an issue. And it's not like the first Mario could help him, for he *ahem* was no longer with us...

 

[Yousef]

And then the earth exploded
And then the earth said:

 

[Kamako]

"The Aristocrats!"
Mario said "I see dead people", before putting the Earth back together with silly putty. Easy fix!

 

[Antihero]

King Bowser heard of Mario's antics, he wasn't impressed with Mario fixing the earth with some 3rd grade cheap putty! So he decided to send some of his goons to capture Mario, and mete out some form of punishment.

 

[Gold]

Kamek was tired of the poor treatment by his employer and didn't care for his lack of dental care, so he secretly sided with Mario and whisked him away into hiding. That's when Bowser's lawyer Boo unzipped his Mario costume and revealed he had known about Kamek's disgruntled state of mind so he set a trap, and now he was being sued for defamation.