Here's things the game can do on a pirated copy
- "Uncollect" things you collected before silently and arbitrarily
- Softlock your progress by making a balloon that travels between hubs no longer works
- Teleport you to a future boss, wipe your entire progress and teleport you to the beginning, then give you fly infinite while you pass through the floor
Let me put this into perspective:
Imagine a silent intruder rearranges things in your house, and when you put things back he does it again. And when you go to sleep he moves you to another identical house but in a different city. Then he hires actors identical to your family and friends and they act like they don't know you. Then you step on the ground that looks like it's made of concrete but it's actually paper floating on water. But when you step on it again it already was swapped for real concrete and nobody notices.
Have you gone insane yet?
There's a fairy NPC that alerts the player that the pirated copy might have """"bugs"""" on it.
But guess what??
I was just a kid back then, I DIDN'T KNEW ENGLISH,
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF PIRACY,
I THOUGHT THEY WERE LEGIT BUGS, I WASTED ENTIRE AFTERNOONS TRYING TO BEAT THIS GAME 3 TIMES, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL THAT FUCKING FAIRY