Comics IF BATMAN'S PARENTS ARE DEAD, THEN HOW WAS HE BORN????

[khumlars]

his parents are vampires, they just faked their death for tax evasion. they retired in transilvania.

 

[SuperSaiyanSwagger]

Spoiler alert: they actually show in the comics that Batman was delivered by a (bat)stork, which explains how that happened.

 

[Segadude113]

Let me explain it to you...

Wakka Wakka!

 

[Jeff]

Incarnations. Bat -> Man -> Man Bat -> Vampire -> Robin -> Clark Kent -> Wonder Woman -> Bruce Wayne -> Batman -> Adam West -> Michael Keaton -> Val Kilmer -> George Cloonley -> Christian Bale -> Ben Affleck

 

[ciro64]

 

[Segadude113]

Incarnations. Bat -> Man -> Man Bat -> Vampire -> Robin -> Clark Kent -> Wonder Woman -> Bruce Wayne -> Batman -> Adam West -> Michael Keaton -> Val Kilmer -> George Cloonley -> Christian Bale -> Ben Affleck

Dracula is canon to Batman too.

 

[fake-kun]

Your mom.

 

[Yousef]

They died after his birth, I would know, because I killed his parents.

 

[Segadude113]

Your mom.

"MARTHA!"

 

[MasterEn]

"MARTHA!"

"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!"

 

[Akiba]

Explain this comic fans!

Its like the bear shit question

If two rich people have a super hero baby, but are too dead to birth him, is the Joker still going to get kicked in the balls? probably

 

[Yousef]

 

[Tronky.it]

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[Sir Win]

I don't know about Batman, but Sega done the biography of Aquaman...

 

[Dyne]

<takes a deep breath>
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!

 

[frogphoria]

He lied about his backstory so people would feel bad, of course.

 

[Coon]

In the Batman comics, Bruce Wayne's parents, Thomas and Martha Wayne, are shot dead in a dark alley by a mugger named Joe Chill after attending a screening of "The Mark of Zorro" with Bruce. This incident sparks Bruce's decision to fight crime as Batman.

 

[Rox00]

Simple, Batman came from an actual bat who then gave his son Bat away to some rich couple who happened to be nearby to then add in the Man part of Batman because he is Man. He became Batman because of his heritage of the bat and the man of his human family. He is Bat-man.

 

[DAME NINGEN]

Batman was born dead. Why else do you think he never comes out during the day? Batcave is a tomb.

his parents are vampires, they just faked their death for tax evasion. they retired in transilvania.

See? This guy gets it.

 

[Viviana Santos]

 

[gothic soda]

In the Batman comics, Bruce Wayne's parents, Thomas and Martha Wayne, are shot dead in a dark alley by a mugger named Joe Chill after attending a screening of "The Mark of Zorro" with Bruce. This incident sparks Bruce's decision to fight crime as Batman.

Thats absurd! I know Bruce Wayne, if hes Batman im the king of England.