Random How do you wipe?

[DrunkGecko]

Do you sit? Do you stand? Do you fold the toilet paper? Do you crumple it? Do you wrap the toilet paper around your finger and scoop it out like a fresh November pudding?

 

[Kamako]

Hand-standing on the tank, wiping with my toes. I only wish I was able to see the paper glide gracefully through the air and descend into the bowl. But alas, I must face the wall.
Our God is a cruel ruler. A crueler.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

 

[DJPlace]

it depends but i have to wipe 3 or 4 times due to my colon going up my ass more due to ostamy bags. (2 of them BTW)

 

[Clippy]

 

[Cosmiken]

Immediately after every bowel movement go stand under a waterfall.

 

[medisinn]

Standing. Folded. I always wondered how people perform excrement excavation whilst still sitting on the throne. Like, there are legs and stuff in the way, yo.

Also...bidets. if I won the lottery and didn't want to spend the money on other stuff, I'd travel the world as a Bidet Advocate, educating the masses concerning water for their asses. Clean the tush! Drown the starfish! Bidets!

 

[Tonberry]

I mainly use this but I have a concentration spell going which turns my asshole into a pocket dimension. Haven’t thought about relieving myself in ages.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

You don't

 

[DrunkGecko]

You don't

ah yes... let it crust

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

ah yes... let it crust

Protects from unwanted guest like a shield

 

[DrunkGecko]

Protects from unwanted guest like a shield

or if you have diarrhea it can welcome wanted guests

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

or if you have diarrhea it can welcome wanted guests

Depends

 

[stealthRUSH stealthRUSH]

 

[DrunkGecko]

Depends

i just got this joke

you're a fucking genius lmao

 

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

Wet a paper towel and have a clean butt wipe instead.

 

[Burzuru]

i scare the poop away

 

[Cosmiken]

Wet a paper towel and have a clean butt wipe instead.

Cant flush paper towels dood. Thats bad policy.