Well I don't remember the year but it was between 2000-2001 (because I'm sure it was around the time Matrix 1 released) I randomly found a street vendor selling pirated movie discs. I asked if he had a PS1 game and he said "yeah" and give me a box. I checked its inside and found so many cool games but also NES emulator disc. I was like "WTF is this shit", I asked the guy "dude does it mean PS1 can play NES?" he said "yeah". Back then shady BS discs were so popular, you would buy a movie disc but it could have a porn video instead, even random person's wedding video (they mixed up discs yo lolol) but I wanted to risk it to discover if this emulator shit is real shit. I was saving my last money for trip to home via bus but this shit was too legendary to ignore so I said "fine, I will take the risk and buy it, but if it doesn't work I'll find you, and your mother, and your aunt, even your distant cousin's granma's grankids!!!" the guy said "Sir, I'm sure it will work just trust me my discs are legit pirated stuff" and I said "ok" then walked like 10 KM back to my home.
It was almost night time, and in my city darkness and moon is a silent wake up bell to monsters. The Luna watches but never takes a side, it shines upon monsters and their victims equally but its light is never enough to scare off the monsters...
I was walking around a surreal part of my city I never saw before. A factory just next to a primary school in the middle of nowhere, you walk and walk and in the middle of nothingness there is only one street and buildings of it like real life is Sim City and the player just started the game lol, prostitutes were calling my name and when I refused they were cursing at my "manliness" (but they didn't know I always eat pork buns!!! lol), some kid on a balcony just sceaming in meaningless way for no reason at all, I was almost becoming a hit and run murder case because of street racers and another number in the statictics, a random homeless guy followed me for a while and then started to run to me and asked if I have a smoke and I said "I never smoked in my life", he said "BS you are not a kid. I'm sure you started in highschool" and I said "nah, it's just unnecessary shit to waste money on", he noded and said "true. better don't start that shit" and after a silence he said "BTW dude do you have a change, I can hear you have some" but he was mixed them up with my keys so I was honest "dude if I had the money I would take the bus instead of walking. the only metal on me is my keys" and he said "BS" then I showed my empty pockets, moneyless wallet and keys, he was convinced and said "shit even I have way more money than you" and walked away lolol.
Then eventually after so many survival horror and beat 'em up sections and then beating the boss fight I finally came to my home and tested the disc. The shit was real!!! There was funny hacks in it like Toilet Mario and Punk Tennis, which was the first time I got to know the concept of games hacks too lolol.