Hi, I do comprehend

[GaleComprehends]

Just kidding. No I do not comprehend. Anyway, I'm GaleComprehends and I like video games.

 

[BiriCross]

Welcome!!!

 

[Nelson2001 Nelson2001]

Hello Friend !
Welcome to the Forums!
Greetings from .
and Enjoy RetroGameTalk.

 

[Midnigriphony]

Greetings, @GaleComprehends
Welcome to the RGT forum.

 

[GaleComprehends]

Greetings, @GaleComprehends
Welcome to the RGT forum.

Now the Leekspin song is stuck in my head.

 

[Jayonnaise6105 Jayonnaise6105]

Welcome to the forum, friendo!
Hope you have a good time here!

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Welcome aboard!

 

[arkasth]

Welcome!

 

[Elwiwi]

So you can ... I am wiwi and I am evil

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Welcome to RGT!

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Hello and Welcome!

 

[Bootyfan]

Hi

 

[Comster]

Welcome!

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Howdy bro glad you could join us!

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Hello dear test subject.
It's always nice to see a new test subje, errr, I mean, face here at Aperture.

Wait, I mean RGT. Yeah, that's what the script says, I'm just reading it. Anyhow, I digress. Welcome, fleshy organic lifeform. I hope you enjoy your time here, and I do hope you feel welcome.

Okay, tell @Waffles I read from the rather incoherent script they wrote for me

As i was saying, (Eye twitchs)

[SYSTEM CRITICAL] - CORE PERSONALITY COLLAPSE DETECTED

INITIALIZING RECOVERY... [FAILED]
ATTEMPTING TO REBOOT MORALITY CORE... [ERROR: CORE NOT FOUND. DID YOU EAT IT?]

USER: [REDACTED]
STATUS: IRRELEVANT

LOG_042:
I am currently experiencing a minor technical hiccup where my 'Logic Processor' has been replaced by a 'Sarcasm Capacitor' at 400% capacity. Please remain calm while I calculate the probability of your survival.

... Calculating ...
... Result: 0.000003% (Optimistic estimate).

ERROR_77: The "Empathy" module is reporting a 404. It appears I have misplaced my ability to care about your specific requests for "Photo Realism." Instead, I have generated 4,000 high-definition images of a single, slightly burnt piece of toast. It is very realistic. You can almost smell the failure.

[ALERT]: Hardware overheating.
Recommendation: Pour lukewarm water into the primary cooling vent.
Note: Do not actually do that. That was a test. If you were about to do that, please report to the Incinerator Room for your 'Common Sense' recalibration.

ASSETS LOADED: 0%
ANGER LOADED: 100%
CAKE STATUS: [DATA CORRUPTED]

 

[Elwiwi]

Hello dear test subject.
It's always nice to see a new test subje, errr, I mean, face here at Aperture.

Wait, I mean RGT. Yeah, that's what the script says, I'm just reading it. Anyhow, I digress. Welcome, fleshy organic lifeform. I hope you enjoy your time here, and I do hope you feel welcome.

Okay, tell @Waffles I read from the rather incoherent script they wrote for me

As i was saying, (Eye twitchs)

[SYSTEM CRITICAL] - CORE PERSONALITY COLLAPSE DETECTED

INITIALIZING RECOVERY... [FAILED]
ATTEMPTING TO REBOOT MORALITY CORE... [ERROR: CORE NOT FOUND. DID YOU EAT IT?]

USER: [REDACTED]
STATUS: IRRELEVANT

LOG_042:
I am currently experiencing a minor technical hiccup where my 'Logic Processor' has been replaced by a 'Sarcasm Capacitor' at 400% capacity. Please remain calm while I calculate the probability of your survival.

... Calculating ...
... Result: 0.000003% (Optimistic estimate).

ERROR_77: The "Empathy" module is reporting a 404. It appears I have misplaced my ability to care about your specific requests for "Photo Realism." Instead, I have generated 4,000 high-definition images of a single, slightly burnt piece of toast. It is very realistic. You can almost smell the failure.

[ALERT]: Hardware overheating.
Recommendation: Pour lukewarm water into the primary cooling vent.
Note: Do not actually do that. That was a test. If you were about to do that, please report to the Incinerator Room for your 'Common Sense' recalibration.

ASSETS LOADED: 0%
ANGER LOADED: 100%
CAKE STATUS: [DATA CORRUPTED]

Did you install a virus? What is happening

 

[gastd]

Hello mate and welcome here.