Give me your weirdest hear me outs, go!

[Tbest25]

She's actually the smartest character in the series, her brain is just build different

 

[Bakuma1997]

Armadillo has the spanish suflix "-illo" used for small version of words, thereby implying the existence of a giant being that can become a ball, we must be seeking for the legendary Armado

 

[trickybus]

Armadillo has the spanish suflix "-illo" used for small version of words, thereby implying the existence of a giant being that can become a ball, we must be seeking for the legendary Armado

The closest thing that existed was the glyptodont: very large ancestor of modern armadillos but unable to roll up and extinct.

 

[Nidoking's icon Nidoking Nidoking]

Griffith did (mostly) nothing wrong, and I mean that sincerely.

A very, very important detail of this take is that I do NOT consider "Femto" to be Griffith.

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Alright hear me out on the most schizo WarCraft 2 post you will ever see...

So WarCraft 2 has this ability called bloodlust this bloodlust allows orc units to deal X2 the damage now its casters are one unit called ogre magi.

So orcs get this overly powerful spell and it used to be bugged where it dealt x3 times the damage to armored units , this was fixed with the remaster but its a strong ability that dominated this game meta for all its life span (WarCraft 2 will turn 30 this year)

The orc player input becomes: click on ogre magi , click on bloodlust , click on the unit that you need to cast it on , and move to enemy location.

With these input commands the orc player wins every fight now how does the human player respond? He has to train knights and micro (control them with effective manuevers like pulling back low health soldiers) and add things like mages , demo teams , towers all in hope to stop the orc bloodlust but he always fails so the game is just orc mirror.

Now for the real part of the entire thing you see clicking the mouse and pressing keyboard buttons take energy right? So if we calculate it this way the orc player input is way less than the human player with less energy consumed on the game the orc player gets to use this energy outside the game thus he is more productive and since he uses less energy gets less hungry means less food consumption means less money used to buy food , while the human player is the total opposite of this he ends up spending more energy on more input commands but loses thus he indirectly eats more and has to spend money on food more frequantly than the orc player.

AND THIS the human player not only loses the game but loses IRL money by playing humans instead of orc and here ladies and gentlemen we conclude the most schizo Warcraft 2 post ever!

 

[Bakuma1997]

EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION







Thanks for your attention