General Off-Topic Chat (AKA: Let's Break The Ice)

[trickybus]

How many users here can and do cook?

 

[bigstinkie]

waises paw
hewwo sir trips over own feet and splits lip, bleeding everywhere
i am going to sign off for the rest of the day. i have spent too much time online. good day to the wonderful little people inside my computer

 

[Octopus]

How many users here can and do cook?

I can cook, nothing overly fantastical but I can do ever so slightly more than putting things in an oven for half an hour. Sometimes, I make sauces, dude. I'm also into baking; I make some mean cookies and brownies. Next up I want to try making some lemon squares.

 

[trickybus]

Next up I want to try making some lemon squares.

You should do a baking thread.

 

[Octopus]

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You should do a baking thread.

I'd consider murder if it meant I got a great lemon square after, honestly. They'll be the most involving baking I've done yet whenever I end up doing them. Maybe I'll make a thread for it, we'll see.

 

[Carlnshake]

I'd consider murder if it meant I got a great lemon square after, honestly. They'll be the most involving baking I've done yet whenever I end up doing them. Maybe I'll make a thread for it, we'll see.

Lemony murder squares

 

[Octopus]

Say in a hypothetical world, you're walking down the street and a random person walks up to you holding a lemon square. They're clean cut, nothing suspicious in terms of looks. Maybe they have a cool hat. They lean in real close, their breath smelling a little bit of sugary citrus and flour, and say "eh, I'll give you this lemon square if you kill someone. It's the greatest lemon square ever baked on this mortal plane." Somehow, you know this to be the truth, and you also know that 100% they'll give the square to you if you do what they ask. Would you?

 

[Carlnshake]

Say in a hypothetical world, you're walking down the street and a random person walks up to you holding a lemon square. They're clean cut, nothing suspicious in terms of looks. Maybe they have a cool hat. They lean in real close, their breath smelling a little bit of sugary citrus and flour, and say "eh, I'll give you this lemon square if you kill someone. It's the greatest lemon square ever baked on this mortal plane." Somehow, you know this to be the truth, and you also know that 100% they'll give the square to you if you do what they ask. Would you?

In the bleak lemony future, one man has been turning humanity against itself

 

[Fray Guillermo]

Whatduppp my peopleeee. Lately I'm not hanging a lot around here but yall still in my heart. Everyone doing good???? Yeah I'm drunk how could you tell????

 

[Carlnshake]

Whatduppp my peopleeee. Lately I'm not hanging a lot around here but yall still in my heart. Everyone doing good???? Yeah I'm drunk how could you tell????

Good good. I'm glad you're drunk too. I thought they were starting to notice I was. :P

 

[Fray Guillermo]

Good good. I'm glad you're drunk too. I thought they were starting to notice I was. :P

It's almost 7am over here lmao, just starting my holidays. Everything good my dude??

 

[Carlnshake]

It's almost 7am over here lmao, just starting my holidays. Everything good my dude??

Yessir. 7am eh? My kind of party. 1AM here hanging out watching this show called Tosh. O and fucking around on the forums. How about you, hows life?

 

[Fray Guillermo]

Yessir. 7am eh? My kind of party. 1AM here hanging out watching this show called Tosh. O and fucking around on the forums. How about you, hows life?

I can't complain, except when I do complain hehe. Everything's prettier when you know there's no work for two weeks. Just came back from some town festivities and concerts and blasting the after-party on my own now

 

[Carlnshake]

I can't complain, except when I do complain hehe. Everything's prettier when you know there's no work for two weeks. Just came back from some town festivities and concerts and blasting the after-party on my own now

Oh no shit! That sounds awesome. What's the occasion? I'm partaking in a bit of the devils lettuce on my end as well (It's legal where I'm at)

 

[Fray Guillermo]

Oh no shit! That sounds awesome. What's the occasion? I'm partaking in a bit of the devils lettuce on my end as well (It's legal where I'm at)

Some Saint celebration, in my country (Spain) we have too many excuses to be partying almost all year round hahaahah (I can't complain hehe)

Wish I could still handle that devil's lettuce tho

 

[Carlnshake]

Some Saint celebration, in my country (Spain) we have too many excuses to be partying almost all year round hahaahah

Wish I could still handle that devil's lettuce tho

Sounds awesome, plus Spain's got some real pretty girls. I'm in. I'm on my way brother. :P

 

[Fray Guillermo]

plus Spain's got some real pretty girls. I'm in

We definitely do! hahaah but don't make it even harder for us, we already have enough competition (??)

 

[Carlnshake]

We definitely do! hahaah but don't make it even harder for us, we already have enough competition (??)

Shit dude, I'm a pasty white american guy. I don't know if I can compete with you fuckers over there :P You guys all look jacked as fuck and tanned and shit. Lmao. C'mon man, throw me some scraps :P

 

[Fray Guillermo]

You guys all look jacked as fuck and tanned and shit

Well you haven't met the average spaniard but I'm glad that's the stereotype haahaha

 

[Carlnshake]

Well you haven't met the average spaniard but I'm glad that's the stereotype haahaha

Hahaha cheers!

 

[Fray Guillermo]

This is what an actual good morning at RGT looks like

 

[Carlnshake]

This is what an actual good morning at RGT looks like
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Fuck it, you convinced me. I've got one more beer in the fridge. May as well not let her sit there all alone

 

[Fray Guillermo]

Fuck it, you convinced me. I've got one more beer in the fridge. May as well not let her sit there all alone

Ohhh yeahhh corrupting minds since the 1990s

 

[Carlnshake]

Ohhh yeahhh corrupting minds since the 1990s

I'll drink to that, I was born in the very-very early 90's

 

[Fray Guillermo]

I'll drink to that, I was born in the very-very early 90's

Cheers mate, might as well enjoy our passing through this mortal coil