A lot of preteen nostalgia is wrapped up in the (if you’re a kid, don’t read this)
Meet and Fuck series of flash games. I still remember the music and all the vocal sound effects from those games like it was yesterday. Essentially everyone I knew had played at least one of them, along with the Frank's Adventure series. (Remember that!?) I
think my favourite one was where you’re a rich guy and you bang the maid (one of my life aspirations in general), but they were all just great. Just… just great. I’m sorry.
When I was a kid playing those games on Newgrounds, I remember thinking “Oh my god, the people drawing these things are incredible artists!” It wasn't until about a decade later that I realized “Wait a second, all those assets were clearly ripped from early-2000s eroge.” WHAT A SCAM!!!!!!
Also, I preferred it when the sex minigames just had buttons you press at appropriate times, instead of making you jiggle the mouse up and down to simulate intercourse. Things could get a little confusing during the latter — didn’t the guy making those games realize that!?
Now, immediately forget everything you’ve read above and think of me only as an intellectual and a saint. I would never even consider playing a game where you "date" a "fictional cartoon character" – what am I, some kind of geek!?