Differences between videogames and real life

[Kremiso]

1) Road Curves

 

[FarJyyUir]

2) Drowning really dumb folks

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

3) Accidentally fat-fingering my way into multiple death sentences / getting away with mass murder.

 

[SoThankful]

4) Save points (that look like monkeys).

 

[SpcDaicon]

5) Stores buying whatever you sell them/buying back what they just sold to you

 

[Jeff]

6) Earning experience points and money by defeating bugs and inanimate objects.

 

[JustLooking456]

7) Cheat codes actually working

 

[SpcDaicon]

8) Exploding barrels

 

[A man on a computer]

9) God being a final boss and must be defeated in order to prevent an apocalypse and/or "restart" of all things.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

7) body movement and physics , in Resident Evil for example you can get hit by a dog and not lose balance

In Silent Hill you can get picked by those giant skinless birds and your eye sight and face is still in perfect shape

8) balance

Literally video games need video game logic and can't be justified all the time , armor in RTS games like Command And Conquer is used to balance units with no heed paid to armor calculations or range effects on bullets or whatever

#) being center of attention , yeah no shit gamers are narcissistic shit heads who think everything revolves around them because you keep playing as the protagonist , YOU AREN'T THE MAIN CHARACTER YOU ARE A SAD FUCKING CUNT WHO DROWNS HIS SORROWS BY PLAYING GAMES WITH VIRTUAL GIRLS THAT LIKE YOU BECAUSE NO REAL GIRL EVER EXPRESSED INTEREST IN YOU

Honorable mention: madness , you just can't find someone as mad as me in video games can you?

 

[CheesyExplosive]

9) A.I.

it's taking over everything!!!!

 

[Mileena]

10. Spraying yourself with health spray and fully healing.

 

[DinoRexMax DinoRexMax]

1) Road Curves

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Well, now hang on. There's that one bridge they built in Bhopal that's just a 90 degree turn like that.

 

[Mr. SyS]

11. Player side wins.

 

[Princess Viola]

12. Being able to double jump.

 

[Graw]

13. Walking into people's homes and just helping yourself to whatever you want with no repercussions or acknowledgement that you've done this

 

[IamtheWalrus]

14. Getting a Game Over screen, at least you can try again. If you get "iced" in real life however...

 

[shaggi]

15) Having many lifes. In real life you only live once.

 

[BrawlMan]

16.) Eating a piece of meat or roasted turkey/chicken from trash can or oil drum won't heal you in real life.

 

[ArchienineArchienine's icon]

17) carrying millons of things on a small ass backpack and being able to lift all that.

 

[Heidegger of Shinra]

18) Clear objectives (knowing what you're supposed to be doing).

 

[NeonKnights]

Level progression can be undermined, and all your skill points can become meaningless, whereas in games it's much more stable.

 

[Appiplyer]

20) i can't just pick any city i've visited and travel there

 

[ArchienineArchienine's icon]

20) i can't just pick any city i've visited and travel there

To be fair, in cases like the Fly in Pokemon, depending in where you want to go, may pass hours off-screen in the arrive.

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

21) Lift and punch a giant finger with six arms