Random Convince me not to eat my DS, PSVita, Switch and 3DS cartridges

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

They look tasty, you think the more hours i put into the game it taste better?

 

[Ikagura Ikagura]

How come a Switch game that has more polygons than a DS one managed to have a smaller cartridge?

 

[Segadude113]

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They look tasty, you think the more hours i put into the game it taste better?

you could sell them and buy food.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

you could sell them and buy food.

But does the food have gameplay and replay ability?

 

[pr0xy]

They look tasty, you think the more hours i put into the game it taste better?

Well DUH, of course, the more hours you put in, the tenderer the cartridges will be, boo.

 

[Scotty]

DON'T!!

 

[MajesticSiN]

 

[JustLooking123]

See, they are made of plastic, and it can't be digested, works like a poison, kills you and tastes bad... even your corpse will have a hard time as it won't disintegrate into nature correctly... eating it is not only bad for yourself, but a crime against humanity and entire planet...

So if you are convinced, please pass them here... *ties dinner napkin around neck*

 

[Rox00]

Always remember to eat your cartridges. Despite what the taste may suggest, it gives you the knowledge and experience from the progress you made in the game that can correlate to real life! The only limit is your desire to continue consuming the forbidden fruit itself.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Always remember to eat your cartridges. Despite what the taste may suggest, it gives you the knowledge and experience from the progress you made in the game that can correlate to real life! The only limit is your desire to continue consuming the forbidden fruit itself.

that explains why i couldn't double jump

 

[Ikagura Ikagura]

See, they are made of plastic, and it can't be digested, works like a poison, kills you and tastes bad... even your corpse will have a hard time as it won't disintegrate into nature correctly... eating it is not only bad for yourself, but a crime against humanity and entire planet...

A plastic free society would be utopic.

 

[Clippy]

Eating carts is for chumps. Real gamers eat hardware.

 

[Rox00]

that explains why i couldn't double jump

Anything is possible with cartridge consumption as someone who can do the Megaman X air dash on the daily.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Anything is possible with cartridge consumption as someone who can do the Megaman X air dash on the daily.

BRB eating my copy of Sim City 3000 so i can build zoning areas at will

 

[bjork]

You're an adult, maybe. You live in a free country, maybe. It isn't against the law to eat shit that isn't food, maybe. Roll the dice, what's the worst that can happen

 

[Antilocal123]

If you shove it up your ahh you get special powers trust me vro

 

[cloudsets]

Don't eat them unless you record yourself doing so and post it here.

 

[Rox00]

BRB eating my copy of Sim City 3000 so i can build zoning areas at will

Playing God the way intended.

 

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

PSVita does look like it'd go down smooth though....

 

[RETRO-VETRO RETRO-VETRO]

Don't eat your DS, PSVita, Switch and 3DS cartridges.

 

[Bakuma1997]

My Whatsapp aunt said you will get the powers of the game you eat, ¿Why Internet would lie to me?

 

[Viviana Santos]

Don't do it! Nintendo Switch cartridges taste awful! You'll regret it!

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

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They look tasty, you think the more hours i put into the game it taste better?

*eats them all*

 

[Ikagura Ikagura]

You're an adult, maybe. You live in a free country, maybe. It isn't against the law to eat shit that isn't food, maybe. Roll the dice, what's the worst that can happen

I wish there was a law to ask manufacturer to add less sugar in their products.

 

[PrismRed]

If my theory is correct, food related carts should taste better, if you have Cooking Mama or Sorcery Saga, give it a try.