Hey, the Sky pirate is here. Nice to hear from ya again. Hope Santa dreads having you on the list, you might as well steal his goodies.
I'm an interdimensional pirate, thank you very much.
My ship, the Siren's Kiss can travel between worlds, not just fly....
But avast, yarhar, and such. Happy holidays to you. And yes, I already gave chase to Santa, stole his sack of loot, and his shiny nosed reindeer...
Coincidentally, my crew and I are having deer steaks tonight. AHAHAHAHAAH
(coughs).
Anyhow, yo ho! Me hearties drink up!