Best Worst Video Game Titles

[Juiceala]

Bastard is an anime and manga from back then.

Yeah I know that but truthfully I knew about the game first.

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

Lady Stalker is part of the Landstalker/Timestalker series. So is Alundra. It doesn't literally mean stalking women.

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Well I mean yeah. None of those game titles are literal, that’s what makes them so funny. An Enix RPG named “Just Breed” is as hilarious as the cyberpunk mecha anime about government coverups that for some reason was named “Kiddy Grade” despite neither of those words having anything to do with the anime (this is real btw)

 

[Juiceala]

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In all fairness this one was totally intentional, some of the stuff they snuck in the game, how did they get away with this?
For those unaware, there's a totally real convoluted cheat that lets you see the mermaid fully topless, it sounds made up especially of how complicated it is but I can confirm it is 100% real I've tested it myself.

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Maybe Square thinks the name is somehow lucky?

Both Final Fantasy and Final Fight have the word "final" in them and neither one is really ending.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

 

[ThunderBoy]

 

[MrBird]

PEPSIMAN! Seriously, how did anyone come up with that?

 

[Deleted member 560402]

PEPSIMAN! Seriously, how did anyone come up with that?

superhero mascot made by a Canadian for Japanese Pepsi commercials. No really. lol Pepsiman is Canadian.

 

[Juiceala]

superhero mascot made by a Canadian for Japanese Pepsi commercials. No really. lol Pepsiman is Canadian.

The game was crazy popular in my region, not really sure why but it still has a big cult following.

 

[Dangerzone334]

This game, I remember seeing it in the worst box art or worst video game titles video in high school and was curious about it until I've seen LGR's video of this game in 2014!

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

superhero mascot made by a Canadian for Japanese Pepsi commercials. No really. lol Pepsiman is Canadian.

Canadian Pepsi mascot made for commercials in Japan who also got a game + a theme in Japan

 

[OrionP]

Linkle Liver Story (even if the L/R are confused, Rinkle River Story isn't much better!)

Bravely Default - What does this even mean!?

If you're a stickler for grammar, this one will annoy you

 

[Turbo Kid]

Intentionally bad, back when Insomniac had an actual sense of humor

 

[Juiceala]

Intentionally bad, back when Insomniac had an actual sense of humor

I mean that was the case for all of the US Ratchet and Clank titles at the time, Up Your Arsenal, Full Frontal Assault, Size Matters, you know I'm honestly not surprised these titles were rejected outside of the US, how did they get away with that in a kids game? lol

If you're a stickler for grammar, this one will annoy you
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lol I never noticed that.

 

[Turbo Kid]

I mean that was the case for all of the US Ratchet and Clank titles at the time, Up Your Arsenal, Full Frontal Assault, Size Matters, you know I'm honestly not surprised these titles were rejected outside of the US, how did they get away with that in a kids game? lol

lol I never noticed that.

They kind of stopped in the PS3 era. Unless I'm missing something there isn't really a joke in Tools of Destruction.

 

[Lowpoly Kenshiro]

I know Most people will only say "Tuff e nuff" but the bopx makes it so confusing lol

 

[Adrastia]

Yeah I know that but truthfully I knew about the game first.

I wish this one had come out in the US. Just to see soccer moms explode when they saw the title.

 

[Mr. SyS]

Sticky Balls. A title for one of the most interesting handheld failures of all time.

 

[Nickakyoin]

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I know Most people will only say "Tuff e nuff" but the bopx makes it so confusing lol

This guy comes before, yes, but good lord if I can't unsee All Mighty from BNHA/MHA.

 

[Badseed Badseed]

*ahem*
VIOLENCE FIGHT.
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I patiently await your personal contenders.

BOGOON!!!

 

[trickybus]

look it up,, it's real
honestly i may have to wash my eyes with bleach after this one.
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There really needs to be a 'facepalm' reaction emote

 

[suzunami]

Akatsuki Blitzkampf. I honestly don't even know why a Japanese game is called that (the very first game is called Akatsuki Shisei Ichigo) but it makes it really hard to talk about with other people because the title sounds so fuckin weird, which is a shame since it's one of my favorite FGs. (also people always think naruto when they hear Akatsuki )

 

[Dyne]

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well, we have a clear winner.

<Yoda voice> No... there is another...

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One of the very few images I could find on the Internet that is even remotely presentable here just to prove that I didn't make this title up. Most of 'the good stuff' is about as consensual as you most likely imagine.

okay, I stand corrected. That was the absolute worst.

look it up,, it's real
honestly i may have to wash my eyes with bleach after this one.
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okay, just when I thought we had reached rock bottom.
wtf is even happening in this thread?

 

[Clippy]

well, we have a clear winner.

<Yoda voice> No... there is another...

okay, I stand corrected. That was the absolute worst.


okay, just when I thought we had reached rock bottom.
wtf is even happening in this thread?

Human 'ingenuity' truly knows no bounds. You think AI could outdo that? NEVER

 

[Tonberry]

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