Battling Sporks!

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

I have always loved the idea behind the mighty spork.

I mean, it's a spoon... that can just as easily get you soup or stab you in the fucking throat — it feels like the ultimate life hack.

But for the amount of frying pans and assorted silverware you get to whack the fuck out of people with in games, sporks are awfully underrepresented.

What games do you know of that right this awful wrong?

My favorite game to include one is Chex Quest, which also made them electric just to sell you on the idea — Doom had pussy chainsaws, but CQ had a killing, rotating spork of death!

Humor me xD

 

[ArchienineZXAdventArchienineZXAdvent's icon]

Are you asking for games with sporks?

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Are you asking for games with sporks?

Yeah, because they amuse me endlessly xD

 

[ArchienineZXAdventArchienineZXAdvent's icon]

Yeah, because they amuse me endlessly xD

This is the first time that i seen one. Sorry.

 

[Don Patch]

Closest I can think of is the ladle in Dark Souls .

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

This is the first time that i seen one. Sorry.

It's ok, thanks for replying anyway.

Makes me feel less crazy (which is important, because I just found some pics of my goth phase xD).

 

[Lod 10]

It's ok, thanks for replying anyway.

Makes me feel less crazy (which is important, because I just found some pics of my goth phase xD).

You're not crazy, everyone has crazy ideas from time to time, and I, who have some ideas about playing Dark Souls with a dance mat, am still looking for Dark Souls and the mat to play and make a... Live

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

Closest I can think of is the ladle in Dark Souls .

You dare comparing a dirty ladle with the almighty spork?!

I oughta... I OUGHTA... thank you for replying xD

 

[Don Patch]

You dare comparing a dirty ladle with the almighty spork?!

I oughta... I OUGHTA... thank you for replying xD

You right, tho.
I must repent, lol
Please accept this offering:

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

You right, tho.
I must repent, lol
Please accept this offering:
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Excellent!

Smithers: call off the execution.

 

[Lod 10]

Excelente!

Smithers: cancele a execução.

The powerful sam Here is my gift for you, ma'am.

 

[Clippy]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/775590/Spork_The_Manic_Utensil_Storm/

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/775590/Spork_The_Manic_Utensil_Storm/

OMG! O.O

Thank you!

 

[ThunderBoy]

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

That looks more like a fork to me...

But whatever.

I'm no silverware doctor xD

 

[ArchienineZXAdventArchienineZXAdvent's icon]

That looks more like a fork to me...

But whatever.

I'm no silverware doctor xD

A fork with the edge of a friggin chainsaw. So it works as well as a spork

 

[SamanthaSamantha's icon]

A fork with the edge of a friggin chainsaw. So it works as well as a spork

Mmm... not quite.

A spork needs to combine a spoon and a fork — that's a straight-up fork.

....

Me at 13: "When I grow up, I'll be having deeply philosophical conversations!"

Me right now: *Extensively discusses sporks* xD