Bastards who steal your shit in video games

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We've all encountered this at some point, like the ravens taking your gems in Maximo: Ghosts to Glory. Can you think of other examples?

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I'm not sure if they count since it's eating and not stealing, but Like Likes in Zelda.

There's those asshole guys in Kid Icarus on the side scroller levels.

My first computer game had a Robin Hood ghost that, because you had to disturb his grave to get a shovel you need to complete the game, would randomly turn up and go "I hid your [whatever item]" and you'd have to backtrack to the grave if it was something you needed. Once you got an amulet you could make him go away, but man... every time I saw this screen, I was already unhappy
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Funny you mention this, because I played JSRF today and Clutch stole all of my Graffiti Souls, and you have to find him in order to retrieve them and get moving with the story @w@
 
There’s a moment in Suikoden II when you first enter Two River City and a kid named Chaco bumps into you.
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I didn't pay much attention to it until i tried to buy something, all my money was gone.
 
The Bandits from "Yoshi's Island" that steal Baby Mario are some of my most hated enemies in all of gaming. You'll just be minding your own business and then POOF! THE BABY'S GONE!!
 
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these guys are annoying. they ruin not only your wallet, but your very pleasant journey through the dry dry desert, which has some good music.
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The thieving elves in Golden Axe are the best type, because you can get more back from them then they took from you. Golden Axe had A+ presentation. Those little sleeping scenes between levels, the map showing your travels, the character select screen. Very impressive for a late '80s game.
 
I remember another one: the shopkeeper in Malaga in Sword of Vermilion. He makes you buy an item and then takes all of your gold and your swords. Later in the game he'll give you the Sword of Vermilion but that only barely makes up for it.
 
Funny you mention this, because I played JSRF today and Clutch stole all of my Graffiti Souls, and you have to find him in order to retrieve them and get moving with the story @w@
Hahaha, I looked up the cast before starting JSRF and thought Clutch was the coolest character design. Couldn't wait to play as him. If only I'd known how much of a little shit he'd end up being. :loldog
 
Copycat from Kirby who gives you an insanely dumb and redundant power if you eat one
 
There’s a moment in Suikoden II when you first enter Two River City and a kid named Chaco bumps into you.
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I didn't pay much attention to it until i tried to buy something, all my money was gone.
hoooly shit i got so fucking pissed i actually reloaded, only to progress a bit further and found out i get my potch back, thank fuck 😂

from memory, yuffie is one right? 😂
another is that rat thing in chrono trigger running around in the wrecked dome city
but my earliest memory is this bitch thief goblin from chocobo dungeon 2
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I hate that these guys are my favorite monster in all of FF
 
This Cookie stealer from Earthbound
 

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The shinigamis in wonder boy in monster land that steal your gold every time they touch you.
 

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