AMA Ask what you will of Lord Vader.

[Darth Vader]

But know that you should kneel and use my proper title, or YOUR ENTIRE PLANET SHALL BURN!​

 

[Antilocal123]

Grrrrooaaargh, wuuuuurrr, empire ggrraaarrrra, wookiee rights, ugrrhh!

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

How did you manage to travel to Soul Caliber world?

 

[Hotwer]

Can I get an autograph Lord Vader?

 

[Yousef]

Do you have the high ground?
How do you feel about sand?
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

 

[Octopus]

Is it true the Emperor really skimped out money wise when making you a cyborg, including making your boots a size too small and your helmet randomly screeching in your ear or something?

 

[Antihero]

Oh Lord! Who is your sweetheart?

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

How much did you get paid for this?

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

 

[Ruky Ruky]

Do you ever regret leaving the Jedi Order?

 

[Darth Vader]

Grrrrooaaargh, wuuuuurrr, empire ggrraaarrrra, wookiee rights, ugrrhh!

Vile walking carpets.

How did you manage to travel to Soul Caliber world?

That is a very long and arduous venture that involves a great deal of strenuous intergalactic travel and grueling red tape. Unfortunately, that horrid little frog was not lost on this journey as I had hoped, and somehow he returned where he was not wanted.

Can I get an autograph Lord Vader?

Do you have the high ground?
How do you feel about sand?
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

I once made the mistake of not having the high ground, and I have maintained it ever since. You will not speak to me of high grounds and that wretched traitor who STOLE MY WOMAN AND SET ME AFLAME! YOU BASTARD, OBI-WAN! I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE LEGACY, THE LEGACY OF ALL THE JEDI, AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU EVER CARED FO-... *breathing exercises* I digress. Only know that certain people may or may not be buried deep within the sand to be long forgotten, and that is the only use that horrid coarse substance has. IT GETS EVERYWHERE AND I HATE IT, DAMNIT! I WILL SEND EVERY LAST GRAIN INTO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF SPACE JUST LIKE THOSE DISGUSTING WALKING CARPETS!

Is it true the Emperor really skimped out money wise when making you a cyborg, including making your boots a size too small and your helmet randomly screeching in your ear or something?

The Empire only makes the wisest and most superior of decisions, and all is done for a reason. I am far greater than I ever was, a perfected reconstruction of a flawed amateur, and the HORRIFIC, WRETCHED AGONY I FACE EVERY DAY ONLY BRINGS ME GREATER STRENGTH! IT STILL HURTS LESS THAN WHAT THAT FOOL OBI-WAN DID TO ME! I CAN STILL FEEL THE FLAMES, YOU OLD BASTARD!

Oh Lord! Who is your sweetheart?

The Empire and my vengeance.

How much did you get paid for this?

I am paid in glory.

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You should be, you small pre-pubescent boy.

Do you ever regret leaving the Jedi Order?

All the Jedi ever did was hold me back and betray me. They did not see things how they really were and deprived themselves and others of true power. Did they constantly undermine and disrespect me? Treat me like some small, ignorant child? Sure, but I'm not bitter. I know the true power of the Force in a way they never could, and while many of them are long dead and gone I remain, all alone as the Lord of the Empire with no one left to deceive me. Not a master, am I? NOT READY AM I? WHO'S THE MASTER NOW, YOU FOOLISH OLD MEN!? I'm not bitter, though, and I rarely even think of those days anymore.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Is it true that the reason the emperor came back in the hit flop Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker is because it's actually Michael Mouse reanimating him like a puppet, and are you upset that it wasn't you?

 

[Darth Vader]

Is it true that the reason the emperor came back in the hit flop Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker is because it's actually Michael Mouse reanimating him like a puppet, and are you upset that it wasn't you?

The later propaganda that was released to further disparage the glory of the Sith was amongst the most fortunate of all cinema, for it has entirely discredited itself and proven the rebel scum producing it has no idea what the hell they speak of. It reminded people of the true glory of Lord Vader and the might of the Empire, as well as the inferiority of anyone who thinks they could ever compare as a replacement in our absence. Stupid little brat thinks he's Lord Vader, making me and everything I ever stood for look bad.

And the Emperor was nothing more than a miserable, crotchety old pretender who served his purpose and was discarded like the trash he was. I destroyed him when I had no more use of him, and the Empire is NOW MINE TO COMMAND AS I SEE FIT! That recent propaganda even shows how worthless and pathetic he was, failing miserably in even the most ridiculous circumstances despite being given a second chance to succeed where he failed before. EVEN MY LITTLE BITCH COPYCAT PLAYED A ROLE IN YOUR SECOND FAILURE, YOU ROTTEN OLD BAT!

 

[ATenderLad]

Any attack made by the rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained!

This station is now the ultimate power in the universe!

I suggest we use it.

 

[Antihero]

Do you eat normal food or something extraordinary?

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

Do you have a contingency plan for when the empire fails?

 

[Strategist's icon Strategist Strategist]

Sand is so great, isn't it? I love laying on the beach.

 

[Antihero]

Sand is so great, isn't it? I love laying on the beach.

You are laying on the beach with Lord Vader!?

 

[Strategist's icon Strategist Strategist]

You are laying on the beach with Lord Vader!?

He doesn't look like the cuddly type.

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Lord Vader aside from Luke and Leia do you have any other kid(s) that we’re not aware of? Just asking your greatness coz I was shocked to learn Palpatine had a granddaughter.

 

[Darth Vader]

Do you eat normal food or something extraordinary?​

Exclusively space nachos.

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Do you have a contingency plan for when the empire fails?​

Such an occurrence is entirely impossible, do not be a fool. The Empire shall reign for all time, rebel scum!

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Sand is so great, isn't it? I love laying on the beach.​

NO!

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Lord Vader aside from Luke and Leia do you have any other kid(s) that we’re not aware of? Just asking your greatness coz I was shocked to learn Palpatine had a granddaughter.​

I have no children, a mistake was made. I would never father such disloyal brats.​

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

If the Empire takes over, what would be your next course of action?