Movies Any Awful Movies you Wished Never Existed?

[Deleted member 913503]

To me,this is my Top 10 List from Least to Absolutly Deserve to Not Exist:

10.Madem Web (2024)
9.The Good Dinosaur (2015)
8.Lightyear (2022)
7.Hey Arnold The Movie (2002)
6.Dumbo (2019)
5.Dragonball Evolution (2009)
4.The Land Before Time Sequels (1994-2016)
3.Cuties
2.Playmobile The Movie
1.The Emoji Movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Arnold movie is considered awful?

 

[PhrawzT]

Dragonball Evolution and anything made by Uwe Boll are a discrace to movies everywhere. I would also say that any live action Disney remake is completely unnecessary and bound to be terrible. I always suspected they were only made to maintain control of the original copyright.

 

[Deleted member 913503]

Dragonball Evolution and anything made by Uwe Boll are a discrace to movies everywhere. I would also say that any live action Disney remake is completely unnecessary and bound to be terrible. I always suspected they were only made to maintain control of the original copyright.

Well good news, he's not making the next House of The Dead movie. Instead it's by Paul WS Anderson. Why? Because of the Resident Evil movies. BUT the other reason is because the new movie is based on House of The Dead 3, which had a female lead. Who's playing her? The same actress who played Hawkgirl in the recent Superman movie. It's supposed to be more faithful to the games. We'll see. I'm hopeful.

 

[Neb Lleb]

Well good news, he's not making the next House of The Dead movie. Instead it's by Paul WS Anderson. Why? Because of the Resident Evil movies. BUT the other reason is because the new movie is based on House of The Dead 3, which had a female lead. Who's playing her? The same actress who played Hawkgirl in the recent Superman movie. It's supposed to be more faithful to the games. We'll see. I'm hopeful.

Sweet, I can't wait to hear Lisa Rogen say "When a lady says no, SHE MEANS IT!" in live-action glory.

 

[GuyZero32k4]

Resident Evil - ALL OF THEM Every single one.

Street Fighter - "It wasn't so bad..." Shut up.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation - I've never even seen it, but have been repeatedly told how shitty it is.

Fuck it, while I'm on it, the recent Mortal Kombat movie. "Look it has fatalities!" Oh yeah like that makes a good movie. Don't know how in the fuck its getting a sequel. HARD PASS.

The King of Fighters - HOLY FUCK. I KNEW it was going to be bad, but goddamn, it was so bad, it made the above movies look like masterpieces! I legit wanted to fight someone after watching it.

Hulk (2003) - I blame this movie for The Incredible Hulk (2008) not doing well. Lots of people thought it was sequel to 2003.

Diary of the dead and Survival of the Dead - Romero's last 2 movies before he passed, just nah man. Should have stopped at Land of the Dead mang.

Superman III and IV - Screw III cause of Pryor instead of Brainiac and Dollar Tree Lex Luthor. IV for Luthor again? Trash can movies.

Man of Steel - Brooding Superman. Uh huh.... Go do Batman bitch! Oh wait...

Batman vs Superman - screw that movie too. Luthor again??!!!! And discount dollar store one played by fucker from Zombieland? FUCK YOU MOVIE!

Every Terminator movie after T2. Arnold is to blame too he could have refused to do them, and he still did them.

The Predator - Shane Black actor turned director. He was the guy in the first Predator movie with wife joke. "Don't worry guys I got this!" Fuck you.

Spider-Man 3 - Shitty Venom. Ruins the trilogy, studio should have let Rami do his movie his way, instead of forcing Venom into movie.

Black Adam - Just no. Johnson has it in his contract he doesn't lose in a movie and he doesn't play the bad guy? Mother fucker, Black Adam IS A BAD GUY.

Star Wars Disney shit. Keep Rouge One, all others in the trash can. Rouge one had the right "feel".

World War Z - Look a tornado of zombies. Am I watching a zombie movie or the fucking Mummy Returns? Not even an adaption of the book AT ALL.


God damn it, I gotta stop. I'm getting pissed remembering I sat through all these damn turds.

 

[zalen0]

DOA: Dead or Alive

Why are you hating on the bootleg(iest) Dead or Alive (DOA)?!
I know they dont look anything like the characters, and the story is trash...but we got something?

 

[ShinnAsukaYESTaylorSwiftNO]

the Rebuild of Evangelion tetralogy, Cuties, the Star Wars Sequel trilogy, practically any live-action adaptation/remake of anything animated, After Last Season, and Sia's Music, to name a few off the top of my head

 

[Vardalis]

Every Terminator movie after T2.

That's why I take the Director's Cut ending to T2 as the definitive ending to both the movie and the series. Couldn't have had a more perfect conclusion really.

 

[diet_orange]

There's two that I got from Bargain DVD releases that I'd happily pay somebody to surgically remove hunks of my brain so that I could forget about them; Young Tiger and Bad Love

Oh, and Begotten!

 

[Fietto!]

Honorable mentions: Thor Love & Thunder.

 

[Sfjeov]

Batman vs Superman - screw that movie too. Luthor again??!!!! And discount dollar store one played by fucker from Zombieland? FUCK YOU MOVIE!

Star Wars Disney shit. Keep Rouge One, all others in the trash can. Rouge one had the right "feel".

batman v superman is unintentionally funny. Also, Andor and Rogue One got me interested in star wars again after rise of skywalker be ruining it for me.

 

[Bakuma1997]

Allf of the MCU post Endgame, only movies worth it were No Way Home and Multiverse of Madness, and only media in general was Wandavision and both seasons of Loki

 

[Nostalgia Crystal]

Dragonball Evolution and anything made by Uwe Boll are a discrace to movies everywhere. I would also say that any live action Disney remake is completely unnecessary and bound to be terrible. I always suspected they were only made to maintain control of the original copyright.

Even Akira (The Creator of the Original Dragon Ball Manga,god rest his soul) hated this movie and he didn't want a sequel

 

[Mileena]

A Nightmare on Elm Street reboot….think this is self explanatory and as a huge Elm Street fan, every copy of this movie should be gathered and melted to death.

Halloween Ends…lmao. I will admit that I had fun watching this movie but it was for all the wrong reasons.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation. One of the absolute worst video game movies of all time.

 

[Z77]

Hey Arnold movie is considered awful?

The 2002 one was supposed to be a special episode of the show and then got blown up to movie status because management at Nickelodeon thought it would be a good idea, and the success would determine if the Jungle Movie (the actual movie the creator wanted to make) would happen.

Guess what happened.

(we did get the Jungle Movie after many years of being left hanging and many letters being written to Nick)

Anyway, my pick is live action Initial D. I watched about fifteen minutes of it and shut it off. No Eurobeat at all, they took out Keisuke for some reason even though that's the first race in the series, apparently there's tons of vomit "jokes" and Bunta is abusive and drinks a lot. How do you mess that series up, Sung Kang was gonna do a live action one before he decided to do Drifter and I bet he'd make it better.

 

[Majormachina]

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy. Hands down.
Hoping Filoni retcons them in the future

 

[Neb Lleb]

Star Wars Sequel Trilogy. Hands down.
Hoping Filoni retcons them in the future

Ummm.... Sorry, but the Sequels are here to stay.
Hate them all you want, but retconning a very profitable set of films, even tho Filoni is now in charge at Lucasfilm, doesn't make sense business wise. Now recontextualising those films (perhaps as a prelude to a new age in the Galaxy) would make more sense IMO.

 

[Majormachina]

Ummm.... Sorry, but the Sequels are here to stay.
Hate them all you want, but retconning a very profitable set of films, even tho Filoni is now in charge at Lucasfilm, doesn't make sense business wise. Now recontextualising those films (perhaps as a prelude to a new age in the Galaxy) would make more sense IMO.

i understand that my hopes are unlikely. but i dont think any amount of recontextualising will fix such an poorly written and creatively bankrupt storyline.

as for what disney might do with them. keep in mind that they have pretty much ignored them for the past few years. The Rey movie has been in development hell since 2023 and most new star wars media completely ignores the sequel era. also the fact that the trilogy doesnt even appear in the top 10 most watched films in the franchise according to the neilson ratings.

https://www.polygon.com/star-wars-sequel-trilogy-nobody-watching/
Unless that rey film manages to actually come out, i doubt we will see anything from those films for the foreseeable future

 

[CraigJarrett]

All Disney era Star Wars and Marvel movies